If I hear my co-worker say this one more time I am going to defecate on his desk.
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If `ifs` and `buts` were candy and nuts wed all have a good Christmas
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Last: 18 yr ago by Mango
i've never heard that in my entire life. wtf
and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their ass when they land...
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If I hear my co-worker say this one more time I am going to defecate on his desk.
[crossing fingers]please please say it again.[/crossing fingers]
i've got a mean one brewing... i'll keep you updated
jayci
i can't believe you've never heard that
i can't believe you've never heard that
you have!?
i'm not even 100% on what it's supposed to MEAN
i'm not even 100% on what it's supposed to MEAN
Jayci was a deprived child.
I thought it was, "Oh, what a Christmas it would be"
I'd never heard it.
it probably is... but that is the exact phrase he says.
O what a merry Christmas. Is the actual quote, from my dad who is 61.
It's.. "oh what a party it would be."
What's wrong with wanting a good Christmas?
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride;
If wishes were fishes, we'd all have some fried.
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses when they hop.
If my aunt had balls, she be my uncle.
If wishes were fishes, we'd all have some fried.
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses when they hop.
If my aunt had balls, she be my uncle.
my coach used to say if if was a fifth we'd all be drunk.
If "if" were a skiff we could all go sailing.
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride;
If wishes were fishes, we'd all have some fried.
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses when they hop.
If my aunt had balls, she be my uncle.
hahahahaahahahaha
I think the quote was coined by the sip QB Don Meredith.
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