Chalk mine up for:

"Oh look, she's gotten her boobies."

"Wait, let me get my magnifying glass."



Gil

Born on the birthday of the Bill of Rights... go figure.

No more yanky my wanky, the donga need food!

wow, there's so many good ones to choose from...

I take that back.

"Real smooth Cliff". (After they knock down the beer can pyramid)

"I've got a guy in my room named after a duck's dork!"

'Don't be a smart-ass.

OK...I'll be a dumbass.'

Gig 'Em

Sooooo many good ones to choose from. Since the "yanky my wanky" has already been mentioned I will have to go with:

1. Carolyn's upstairs, passed out cold. I could violate her 10 different ways if I wanted.

or

2. It's really human of you to listen to all of my BS.

or

3. She got her period. Should be an interesting honeymoon.

I rike-a visiting with-a grandma and-a grandpa...and writing letters to parents. And-a pushing lawn moving machine so grandpa's...HYENA...don't get disturbed...

Gig 'Em

Little brother: Hey who died?
Mother: Don't you have something you would like to say to your sister?
Little brother: Are you kidding, where should I start?!
Mother: We forgot her birthday yesterday, don't you feel awful?
Little brother: Classic!



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"Can I be honest with you?"
"Not if you're gonna insult me."

"Wanna feel a really close shave?"
"I'll pass."

"What kind of proof do you want?"
"Underpants."
"No problem."
(pause)
"GIRL'S underpants!"

"No way Jose, you break my face!"

"You kicked me in the nuts"

"Dat you?"

"Yeah, dat me"

Artomobeer? Artomobeer? Vroooooooommmmmm, errrrrrr, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Splash!

Grandma: "Dong, Grandpa is talking to you!"

Dong: "BWAHAHAHAHAH"

Gil

Born on the birthday of the Bill of Rights... go figure.

"Guess that makes me king of the Dip ****s"

"What's hoppenin, hot stuff?"

"What's your first name?"

"Long."

"What's your last name?"

"Dong."

"What's your middle name?"

"Duck."

... a gong strikes in background

Dong: "Interesting meal, fit neatly into round pie. What do you call it?"


Little brother: "It's a quiche."

Dong: "How do you spell?"

Grandpa Fred: "You don't spell it, son. YOU EAT IT!"

"Jim! Would you keep it down! We don't want the whole church to know that Ginny is on her period...

Guess I feel real stupid right now, ehhh Padre?"

Hey Fred, there's your Chinaman....

"I loathe the bus"

you cant handle the truth! no truth-handler are you! i deride your truth handling abilities!

"Ohhhhh sexy girrrrrrl-frieeeeend"


"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!"

Herc -
This is about the movie 16 Candles not Bob Terwilliger on the Simpsons...

busted.

my bad. i think this one is from 16 candles:

that was a right-pretty speech, sir. but I ask you, what is a contract? webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." which is unbreakable!!! ... excuse me, i must use the restroom

No.No.No. Thats Lionel Hutz! Its from episode [1F04] Treehouse of Horror IV when Homer sells his soul to the devil (Flanders) for a doughnut.

Man you really have SAS.

I never saw it. And I went to HS in the eighties.

Fleen left out an important part of his quote:

"Lake. Big Lake"

Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.


Grandpa: I would like to report a missing person. Well, he is wearing khaki pants, loafers and and an argyle sweater.
Hmm, what? No, he is not retarded.



"You say it's your birthday..."


You own a church?

Oh, you know what would capture this moment perfectly? Black and white.





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"Jake?"

"JAKE'S MY BOY!"

Thanks slappy, It's been awhile.

quote:

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posted 2:34 PM, 3/5/02
Up until last week I thought that spooning was the same thing as fingering. And I won't tell y'all what McInnis thought it was. Luckily Rooster knew and was able to explain things to us. - BTHOB4T12

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sorry for coming on like such a poozer back there on the bus.

I am King of the dip****s


My brother paid a dollar to see your underwear.

Everyone this is my boyfriend Jake...Jake this is everyone