Don’t misunderstand the boots,
Or the faint southern drawl.
I’m more than meets the eye,
And that still isn’t all.

I won’t do it because it’s law,
I’ll do it because it’s right.
I treat everyone with respect,
But I’m not afraid of a fight.

I use sir and ma’am,
More than my credit card.
My favorite kind of grass,
Grows right out in my yard.

I’m a Fightin’ Texas Aggie.
And that’s what I’ll always be.
I’ll still feel an axe in my hands,
When I see a nice tall tree.

Howdy is how I say hello,
Y’all when there’s more than one.
If there’s humping involved,
Then we’re really having fun.

I’m gonna hold your door,
So you best get used to that.
I do it because I like it,
It’s not that I think you’re fat.

I’m a Fightin’ Texas Aggie.
And that’s what I’ll always be.
I still get a kick when I’m on the Quad,
And see some fish yelling at a tree.

My shirt is maroon,
So don’t you dare call it red.
That color belongs to some boys up north,
That are dumber than the dead.

I stand up for football,
And I stand up for the flag.
I proud to stand for my country,
Especially next to a cute wag.

I’m a Fightin’ Texas Aggie.
And that’s what I’ll always be.
You might take me out of Texas,
But you’ll never take the Aggie out of me.

good bull, what is it?

I got bored and wrote this a few minutes ago. Not supposed to be any good, just had some fun writing it so I decided to post it.

is it supposed to be some lame april 1st joke?

i was bored, eff off

what do YOU do at 4 in the morning on a tuesday?

(i probably shouldn't have asked that)

[This message has been edited by Man-Laue (edited 4/1/2008 3:55a).]

sucker

fap fap fap...wait...what?