If you had to pick one of these in which to take your newborn home from the hospital, which would you pick?

naked

diaper and blanket taken from the nursery!

either one, but leave the diaper off so
they can crap on them.

baby would go home nekkid

tu and cut a hole in the middle

I actually work for TU, so I don't loathe them so much. But nothing Texas Tech will ever touch my child.

I agree Jersey. We may rivals with ut, but at least it's a good school. I would think it would terribly unlucky to dress you kid in tech clothing. That could doom them to a life of delivering pizzas.

They would make good wipeys

our neighbor has a tech son, and since January his car has been parked out front, but I haven't seen the kid.

Either he is so dumb he dropped out of Tech, or he is so dumb he got his car taken away while at Tech.

We're afraid to ask.

My client just hired another tard as a project engineer.

He looks like frat boy dooooosh too.

t.u.

Of course I would put it on the kid upside down.

I would wrap the tech one around him to be used as a diaper, and I would turn the tu one inside out and put that on him to get him home. Then I would bathe him and apologize profusely as I dressed him in his Itty Bitty Aggie onsie.

Exactly how would you put it on upside down? That would leave his junk hanging out.

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But nothing Texas Tech will ever touch my child.

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that sounds like a quote that could be resurrected one day...

knowing my husband, if a tard ever tried to date my kid he would have none of it.

I brought home a tu banner for a work-related event and it was sitting in a pile on the dining room table while we ate dinner. He stared at it like there was a rat sitting on the table watching us eat dinner.

It was funny but he was really disturbed by the burnt orange staring at him.

Line the front of the diaper with the tceh one.
Line the back of the diaper with the tu one.
Problem solved.

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like there was a rat sitting on the table watching us eat dinner.

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That made me laugh.