***Tonight - Round 3 Game 1 - Western Conference Finals***

**Lord Stanley's Wednesday Night Cup Quest! 20 May 2026
- Quick shout out to my Mom, "Happy Birthday, I love you!"

Per NHL.com:
"The Golden Knights did not hold a morning skate. … Lauzon didn't practice Tuesday but could play; the defenseman has missed six straight games. … The Avalanche held an optional morning skate. ... With Malinski back in but Makar out, Ahcan will remain in the lineup after playing the final two games against the Wild. They were his first games in the playoffs"

Vegas Golden Knights vs Colorado Avalanche - 7:00pm (CST) ESPN
---Current Series: Nil-Nil
--Starting Netminders:
**Carter "Hartsy" Hart #79 (VGK)
**Scott "Wedgiewall" Wedgewood #41 (COL)
---Key Inactives:
*Cale Makar #8 (COL) - Upper Body Injury
*Mark Stone #61 Captain (VGK) - Lower Body Injury

Scoring/Game Updates:
*Game Update: Still Nilly-Nilly 11:00 1st period. Brent Burns gets a Hooky. VGK PP
**Game Update: Ivan Barbashev called for holding. PP COL 0:50 1st period
---1st Intermission: Goose Eggs
***Scoring Update! Dylan Coghlan #52 with a long frozen biscuit! 1-nilly Desert Knights strike first.
- 12:30 2nd Period
****Game Update: Ross Colton gets 2:00 in the Sin Bin for roughing. PP VGK 5:44 2nd period
*****Scoring Update: Dorofeyev PP nets a biscuit! 2-0 Vegas looking frigid in Mile High.
-3:30 2nd Period
******Game Update: Hutton to the sin-bin, minor for tripping, PP COL
---2nd Intermission: 2-0 Knights armored
*******Scoring Update: Mile High Fugly folks, Howden punches in another! 3-nil Vegas 17:20 3rd Period
********Scoring Update! Nichuskin gets the Collies within two. 3-1 13:00 3rd Period
*********Scoring Update! Landeskog backdoors Hartsy in the 4 hole. 3-2 gettin' colder!
----2:20 3rd period!
*Final Scoring Update: Dowd's empty netter shuts the door on Game 1. 4-2 Sin City havin' fun a mile high!


*Edits cuz' Updates

"A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great player plays where the puck is going to be." - Wayne Gretzky

Barbashev gets a Hold! PP Avs

Hartsy and Wedgiewall look great so far. This game is startin to get nice and chippy. Could turn into a slugfest.

Dorofeyev slaps it into the 1 hole on Wedgie! 2-0 Golden Sins

The Rocky Mountain Yetis are alive!!!!

AgFrogfan said:

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"A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great player plays where the puck is going to be." - Wayne Gretzky

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-Michael Scott

***Tonight - Round 3 Game 1 - Eastern Conference Finals***

**Thursday Night Hockey - Lord Stanley's Cup Quest! 21 May 2026**

Fun Fact: The Stanley Cup is the oldest existing Trophy to be awarded to a professional sports franchise in North America. The first Cup was awarded in 1893 to the Montreal Hockey Club. It is named after Lord Stanley of Preston (Frederick Arthur Stanley), the Governor General of Canada (B:1841 - D:1908).

Status Report Per NHL.com:
" The Canadiens did not hold a morning skate. … Matheson was the only Montreal player who did not practice Wednesday. ... Struble is expected to enter the lineup in place of Xhekaj, after not playing since Game 7 of the first round."


Quote of the Day: "I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."- Rodney Dangerfield


Montreal Canadiens vs Carolina Hurricanes - 7:00pm (CST) TNT/truTV/HBOMax
---Current Series: 0-0 - Even-Steven
--Starting Netminders:
**Jakub "Doberman" Dobes #75 (MTL) - Playoff Stats: 8-6, 2.52 GAA, .910 Save %
**Frederick "Fredzilla" Andersen #31 (CAR) - Playoff Stats: 8-0, 1.12 GAA, .950 Save %
--Key Inactives:
*Patrick Laine #92 Right-Wing (MTL) - Lower Body Injury

Scoring/Game Updates:
*Scoring Update! Jarvis goes farside!!!!
**Scoring Update! Habbies Caufield equalizes in the 3 hole!!! 1-1
-18:00 1st Period. Hold onto your butts!!!!
***Scoring Update! Danault goes two hole for the City of Saints!!! 2-1 Habs over Tarboilers
-15:00 1st Period
****Scoring Update! Texier lasers a biscuit past Fredzilla for a Trois-Une against the Cackalacky!
-10:30 1st Period!!!
*****Scoring Update!! Ivan Demidov slap shovels some rubber tar past Fredzilla for a Quatre-Une Avantage.
-8:00 1st period
******Game Update: Sean Walker in the Sin Bin: PP Mount Royal 7:12 1st period
*******Game Update: 1st Intermission: 4-1 French Frys over Tar-Heels
********Scoring Update! Eric Robinson gets the Hurry-Caners within deux!! 4-2 Habs up
- 16:30 2nd Period
*********Game Update: 2nd Intermission: City of Steeples lead City of Oaks 4-2
*********Scoring Update! Slavkofsky with a Rembrandt in the 4 Hole! 5-2 "La Belle Province!"
-12:00 3rd Period
**********Final Scoring Update: Juraj Slafkofsky records 2 Gotcha's - Les Habitants Six-Deux

Ohhhh Canadahhhh!!!!

*Edits cuz' Updates!

"The City of 100 Steeples" vs "The City of Oaks" - Let's GO!!!!

Hurricane sweaters look fire!

Square headed Frogs take the lead!!!!!

OMG Demidov: 4-1 Frogs on top

Montreal is dropping the Canes like a bad Hab-it!

Roll the Bones said:

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Montreal is dropping the Canes like a bad Hab-it!

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Rip Van Winkle must have settled down in Raleighwood because the Hurricanes just got Typhooned in the 1st Period.

Fun Fact: Montreal was 3-0 against Carolina this year during the regular season.

***Tonight - Round 3 Game 2 - Western Conference Finals***

**Friday Night Stanley Cup Quest! 22 May 2026

Fun Fact: The "original six" hockey teams played between 1942 and 1967 but they are considered a "set" for joining the league by 1926. They include the Montreal Canadiens, Toronto Maple Leafs, Boston Bruins, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, and New York Rangers.

Status Report Per NHL.com:
"Each team held an optional morning skate. ... Lauzon, a defenseman who has missed seven games, remains out. … Korczak will come in for Hutton, a defenseman. ... Wedgewood is expected to start."

Quote of the Day: "Why is a puck called a puck? Because 'Dirty Little B@$tard' was taken." - Martin Brodeur


Vegas Golden Knights vs Colorado Avalanche - 7:00pm (CST) ESPN
---Current Series: 1-0 Sin City leads
--Expected Starting Netminders:
**Carter "Hartsy" Hart #79 (VGK)
**Scott "Wedgiewall" Wedgewood #41 (COL)
---Key Inactives:
*Cale Makar #8 (COL) - Upper Body Injury
*Mark Stone #61 Captain (VGK) - Lower Body Injury
*Jeremy Lauzon #5 (VGK) - Upper Body Injury

Scoring/Game Updates:
*Mile High Scores 1-0
**City of Lost Wages scores: 1-1
***The VGK scores 2-1 6:00 3rd period
****Final Score: 3-1 Mob Dumpsters win a landfill in Denver.


*Edits 4 Updates!

I can't stand when the announcers say "the VGK" instead of Vegas or the Golden Knights.

It's almost as bad as someone calling their wife "the rib ".

Roll the Bones said:

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I can't stand when the announcers say "the VGK" instead of Vegas or the Golden Knights.

It's almost as bad as someone calling their wife "the rib ".

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Well of course women are not equal to men.

Anyone care about hockey tonight?

***Tonight - Round 3 Game 1 - Eastern Conference Finals***

**Saturday Night Hockey - Stanley's Cup Quest! 23 May 2026**

Quote of the Day: " "A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn." - Gordon Bombay

Ahh christ, no one is listening anyways



Montreal Canadiens vs Carolina Hurricanes - 7:00pm (CST) TNT/truTV/HBOMax

Scoring/Game Updates:
*2nd Intermission! Raleighwood up 2-1 on the great white north.
**Frogs can skate broi. 2-2 Habituals won't relinquish
*Finnish Scorrish Updaytes - 3-2 Sir Walter's

* The beauty lies in the fact that I do this because I care. No one reads this organized mess, or appreciates the efforts, or times of commitment. Think of a relative that served on your behalf this Memorial Day. Put yourself in their soul and explore endlessly. Time travel comes from the Cardia.



*Edits & Updates

HABS EQUALIZE!!! 2-2 7:00 3rd Tampon