FPHA?

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Tressels Vest
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FPHA indeed!




Fans who like mascot dongs.
Skinny Wrinkles
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Haven't seen these threads in a while. Maybe it's cause the Texas Rangers are catching up quickly? Nah, surely not, that team sucks. I mean, Dallast *loud giggling ensues* will never win the AL West now that Houston is in there to dominate.

Bump.
stick93
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Sweet acquisition for Arlington.
3.30 ERA
1.18 WHIP
6-7 record.



He did throw a no-no his last time on the bump. BUT, I learned yesterday that 1 game out of 162 means nothing and is much too small of a sample size to use in an argument.
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The Hamels acquisition was vital for Arlington.
Without Hamels' numbers, they are the 25th best rotation in MLB.
With Hamels, they're ~ 20th.
All of this is line with the area's sports philosophy: "The Metroplex -- we overpay for everything."
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And the metroplexuals thought trading for Hamels mattered. Daddy picked up Fiers and Gomez.
ebdb_bnb
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And the Metroplexuals thought trading for Hamels mattered. Stros add Fiers and Gomez.
ebdb_bnb
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And the metroplexuals thought getting Hamels mattered. Stros picked up Fiers and Gomez.
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And the metroplexuals thought trading for Hamels mattered. Daddy picked up Fiers and Gomez.
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2 game lead over the Angels in the division.
Al Bula
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What have whatever the f ck place rangers done lately? Swept Angels?
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Crush city
Beerosch
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All this chest beating over being tied for first.







In July.

Make that in first place all alone into August
Teslag
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One of the biggest sports accomplishments in the city of Houston history.







Literally.
Beerosch
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Extremely jealous



Literally
Al Bula
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Like clockwork apologist rangers fan downplays daddy

Furiously hitting F5 right now to see the meanie Astros fans are extolling truth.
Houston Summit
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Sub .500 teams talking chit to teams in first place. Sounds like Lacy was in west Texas too long. She sounds just like a Red Raider
Teslag
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Extremely jealous



Literally



Win something. Anything. Then I'll be jealous.
Teslag
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Sub .500 teams talking chit to teams in first place. Sounds like Lacy was in west Texas too long. She sounds just like a Red Raider


Bragging about never winning anything with an empty trophy case.


Wreckem Stros
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great thread...

Props to the fat **** OP

brandi of the DFW
Beerosch
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Extremely jealous



Literally



Win something. Anything. Then I'll be jealous.

58 wins so far. Your jealousy and obsession grows with each win.



Literally
WHOOP!'91
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https://video-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xtf1/v/t42.1790-2/11745136_953477064715882_1209903889_n.mp4?rl=1011&vabr=562&oh=ab49fd36dc9d248390f87f7d0ef61fdf&oe=55BB171F

Yard. Get your brooms out.

Kazmir pitches 7 and 2/3 scoreless innings.
cupcakesprinkles
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FPHA!
Skinny Wrinkles
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Lacy, it's sports. People get excited before game 7 of the WS. It's amazing how often we have to explain simple concepts to you.

It's also amazing how you can regurgitate and repackage the same exact argument over and over.
Postal
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And let's look at the Rangers trophy case while were at it.


Skinny Wrinkles
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So let me get this straight. We can celebrate or get excited for our team until they win a championship? Sounds like Lacy is the absolute definition of a bandwagon fan.
Teslag
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And let's look at the Rangers trophy case while were at it.





You'll find one more pennant there than the Astros. Either way both franchises are among the worst in pro sports.
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Let's get in the Delorean and go take a look at those pennants. We're living in the now where the Astros are 8 games up on the TPAR.
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Walk Off HR from the 8th hitting catcher to sweep the Angels and put the Astros in first place...

Team winning and really having fun. Fans having fun after watching several rebuild years.

This is the definition of when to be excited.

Al Bula
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Arlington with the 8th highest payroll, Houston at 27.

Arlington: Doing less with more
Houston: Doing more with less
Mayhaw Jelly
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Correa mutie home runs. Keuchel pitches 47 in second and still gets quality start and [another] win.

Conger grand slam. Angels lose.

Meanwhile, the guy Arlington just traded what's left of their farm for, is sucking on a bag of dicks.

#fpha
stick93
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Doesn't matter. Got Malik, err, Cole Hamels.
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The Astros farm system is back to where Hunsicker had it, and that's a scary thought for everyone else.
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Lacy, it's sports. People get excited before game 7 of the WS. It's amazing how often we have to explain simple concepts to you.

It's also amazing how you can regurgitate and repackage the same exact argument over and over.
I can't believe her husband hasn't ruptured his own ear drums just so he doesn't have to hear her talk anymore
staticdoor
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The Astros farm system is back to where Hunsicker had it, and that's a scary thought for everyone else.


If true, then the Astros are likely headed for a nice 5 yr stretch.

These threads always seem weird to me. Rangers fans arguing the history of their franchise is better than the Astros is like Texan fans arguing their franchise is better than the Cowboys even including the Oilers. Both are just dumb arguments that no one outside the state takes seriously
Tressels Vest
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Lacy, it's sports. People get excited before game 7 of the WS. It's amazing how often we have to explain simple concepts to you.

It's also amazing how you can regurgitate and repackage the same exact argument over and over.


It's so sad that I've started giving stars to Astro fans on my own Rangers thread because of ****ing lacys dumbass antics.

Let's go Royals!
 
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