Hop's Saturday Musings: A&M-Arkansas, near Clemson upset & more

Why is it that every year we look up in the fourth quarter in Jerryworld and we find ourselves in a life or death struggle with a mediocre group of filthy animals? It’s not that I have anything against the Piggy faithful. I guess I don’t care about watching a real-life sequel of Clark Grisworld making real tomato ketchup with Cousin Eddie. It’s not that I hate Arkansas with a passion, I just really don’t care to be around them.