Quarter-Myles Garrett is stealing your field position, and a lot of it

If Texas A&M’s Myles Garrett had an enormous ego and craved attention like some other sports stars, he might change his name.

Quarter-Myles Garrett would have a nice ring to it.

Prize fighter Marvin Hagler added the prefix “Marvelous” to his name. Chad Johnson legally changed his to Ochocinco to match his jersey number (85). Joe Theismann changed the pronunciation of his name from ThEEsman so it would rhyme with Heisman.