Your mom.
Just kidding (probably).
Our moderators are a group of bitter adults who are on the constant lookout for sarcastic responses like the one above, with a singular goal of ending all the fun you hope to have on this site.
Ok sorry, we'll stop. In all seriousness, our moderators are a group of volunteer TexAgs users who have been members of this site for a long time and have a good knowledge of the individual communities in which they moderate. For over 18 years, they've done a great job keeping the peace and helping us maintain a level of dialogue that is productive and leads to a healthy community.
Our head moderator (who you may or may not have heard from over the years, depending on your actions on TexAgs) can be reached at moderator@texags.com if you run into any problems on the site, or just have questions about moderation in general.