I've been told to keep an eye out. They could have used one at the Atlanta airport to eat the mouse I saw.
5:25p, 4/20/15
Gasoline and matches are your only course of action. Burn that beetch to the ground...
Edit: then burn it again to be sure...
Edit: then burn it again to be sure...
5:40p, 4/20/15
In reply to schmellba99
Dallas, and especially Houston, have them occasionally pop up more than most folks would probably prefer.
A buddy of mine in Miami animal control got called for a "large snake". When he showed up and started to approach it was nice enough to stand up with a hood. Surprise, not the rat snake he was expecting.
A buddy of mine in Miami animal control got called for a "large snake". When he showed up and started to approach it was nice enough to stand up with a hood. Surprise, not the rat snake he was expecting.
5:47p, 4/20/15
In reply to ursusguy
Thank you. You can just rock me to sleep now.....
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Dallas, and especially Houston, have them occasionally pop up more than most folks would probably prefer.
A buddy of mine in Miami animal control got called for a "large snake". When he showed up and started to approach it was nice enough to stand up with a hood. Surprise, not the rat snake he was expecting.
Thank you. You can just rock me to sleep now.....
5:57p, 4/20/15
Google "gaboon viper" if you want to see the mofo that I really don't want to run into in the dark. That dude will make you prairie dog it until dawn.
7:36p, 4/20/15
Got beat on the riki tiki tavi. Watch yer cornhole, bud.
Watch out for crocs when you are fly fishing.
Watch out for crocs when you are fly fishing.
8:28p, 4/20/15
Gaboon Viper For Sale
For sale is my 2 foot female West African Gaboon Viper. She is currently feeding on medium f/t rats. Typical female Gabby attitude.
Very huffy, but never struck. Experienced handlers ONLY. Price is $175.00 obo. Michigan sales only, no shipping available. The only trades I would consider are ball pythons or other venomous. "No rattle snakes". Please NO PM's, email direct emails
For sale is my 2 foot female West African Gaboon Viper. She is currently feeding on medium f/t rats. Typical female Gabby attitude.
Very huffy, but never struck. Experienced handlers ONLY. Price is $175.00 obo. Michigan sales only, no shipping available. The only trades I would consider are ball pythons or other venomous. "No rattle snakes". Please NO PM's, email direct emails
8:59p, 4/20/15
I know a guy who's deathly afraid of snakes that found one in his apartment in Pullman, WA. He didn't know what kind of snake it was when he saw it. It started slithering away and he stomped on the ground to get it to stop. Sucker rose up with a hood and he started screaming like a little girl. Neighbor came and caught it and they called the cops. Cops went door to door and a neighbor claimed it and said it was missing 2 months. He promptly moved out.
11:51p, 4/20/15
quote:
Google "gaboon viper" if you want to see the mofo that I really don't want to run into in the dark.
Venomous as hell, but they move pretty slow.
11:57p, 4/20/15
In reply to ursusguy
Ever. Ever is more than would be preferred.
quote:
Dallas, and especially Houston, have them occasionally pop up more than most folks would probably prefer.
Ever. Ever is more than would be preferred.
11:57p, 4/20/15
In reply to 91AggieLawyer
Their locomotion is slow, but they may have the fastest strike speed in the world.
12:06a, 4/21/15
In reply to bmfvet
**** this ****, which one of my multiple neighbors keeps snakes!
quote:
I know a guy who's deathly afraid of snakes that found one in his apartment in Pullman, WA. He didn't know what kind of snake it was when he saw it. It started slithering away and he stomped on the ground to get it to stop. Sucker rose up with a hood and he started screaming like a little girl. Neighbor came and caught it and they called the cops. Cops went door to door and a neighbor claimed it and said it was missing 2 months. He promptly moved out.
**** this ****, which one of my multiple neighbors keeps snakes!
12:38a, 4/21/15
In reply to 91AggieLawyer
So does AC
quote:quote:
Google "gaboon viper" if you want to see the mofo that I really don't want to run into in the dark.
Venomous as hell, but they move pretty slow.
So does AC
2:24a, 4/21/15
Heeeeeeeeeere, snakey, snakey, snakey
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Gooooooooood snakey, Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice snakey
2:39a, 4/21/15
I'm pretty tolerant of snakes, enjoy them even (and can even identify them), and make fun of a lot of you nancy-boys that piss your pants at the sight of a rough earth snake.
That being said, Gaboons and mambas give me the willies. Gaboons because they just sit there and hit you massively with no warning (and good luck seeing them beforehand), and mambas because, well, they are the perpetually pissed off *******s of the snake world. They chase your arse down out of spite and just because they can. And then hit you about 10 times, even though they know once is more than enough.
That being said, Gaboons and mambas give me the willies. Gaboons because they just sit there and hit you massively with no warning (and good luck seeing them beforehand), and mambas because, well, they are the perpetually pissed off *******s of the snake world. They chase your arse down out of spite and just because they can. And then hit you about 10 times, even though they know once is more than enough.
3:34a, 4/21/15
Apparently we have mambas, black and green, gaboon vipers, bush vipers, puff adders, night adders and six species of cobra.
3:42a, 4/21/15
Because black mambas are so big, and carry the front of their body off the ground, MOST MAMBA BITES OCCUR ON THE HEAD. WTF.
6:02a, 4/21/15
In reply to AggieChemist
quote:There's been one loose in a suburb just east of here for over a year now. A shed skin was found at an apartment complex and the snake still hasn't turned up yet.
Google "gaboon viper" if you want to see the mofo that I really don't want to run into in the dark. That dude will make you prairie dog it until dawn.