MARK KELLY: An all white NASA crew would be a "disaster"
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) April 13, 2026
ALSO MARK KELLY WITH HIS CREW: pic.twitter.com/Et81IQMV64
Zero rape allegations from women, Pete 2028 pic.twitter.com/aGV6QNS47V
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) April 14, 2026
It’s just been glorious to behold… pic.twitter.com/go7JSwHtbe
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) April 13, 2026
Just days ago, Russia & China vetoed
— Ahmed Khalifa (@_A_khalifa) April 14, 2026
a UN Security Council resolution to
keep the Strait of Hormuz open!
Today, they’re demanding
it be opened immediately! 😂😂
Ok, whoever did this is a genius! 👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dwNFgmgRA3
— Gary M (@gman5180) April 14, 2026
A pervert, a spy, and a crooked politician walk into a bar. Bartender asks “What can I get you, Mr. Swalwell?
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 14, 2026
Biden Pulls Black Man On Stage, Says He Looks Like Barack Obamahttps://t.co/JfMMUYoSPL
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 14, 2026
This is peak internet.
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) April 14, 2026
Presidential workouts - the Obama one made me lose it 😂 pic.twitter.com/TRrdYSEHah
A pedophile, a felon, and Jesus walk into a bar.
— Billifer 🇨🇦 (@billifer1973) April 13, 2026
Bartender: What’ll it be, Mr. President?
“The Supreme Court banned race discrimination in college admissions and Asian acceptance rates increased. I have no idea how these two might be related. I am a reporter.” https://t.co/2cxz9KbYVh pic.twitter.com/IyOkoKg4E9
— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) April 14, 2026
With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress https://t.co/kD09Od3hEc pic.twitter.com/cWnd1DGy73
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 14, 2026