Offseason Haiku - Page 6

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1:46p, 6/26/17

AG

team the blame will who
upset fans some leave will much
too winning Sumlin

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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 1:55p, 6/26/17

AG

MouthBQ98 said:
Just ****ing around.
With getting a good haiku
Take it easy, bro.

Hope your instrument.....
Was a piccolo (lol gay)
and not a bassoon

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2:01p, 6/26/17

Draconian mods
Have reduced the zoo to this
Now politics rules

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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 2:04p, 6/26/17

AG

You sure know a lot
About playing instruments
Yourself. Experienced?

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4:37a, 6/28/17

AG

Please not Chad Morris.

Dear God, please not Chad Morris...

PLEASE NOT CHAD MORRIS.

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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 3:05p, 6/28/17

AG

MouthBQ98 said:
You sure know a lot
About playing instruments
Yourself. Experienced?

No, just google'd it.
Well versed in one instrument;
The radio, bro.

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10:09p, 6/29/17

Haikus really suck.
Limericks are the way to go.
Onward, Nantucket.

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5:23p, 7/2/17

Texas World Speedway.
Willie ' s July Fourth Picnic.
Keen's car up in flames.

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7:31p, 12/1/17

AG

Jimbo is here now
Lauer, Spacey, Cosby, trump
First yell. Pitch a tent.

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8:04a, 6/12/19

AG

Here comes offseason
Draining me, fulfilling me
Where are the people?

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8:21a, 6/12/19

AG

I thought this thread died.
Unfortunately I'm wrong
Damn the last line is always the hardest.

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12:14p, 6/12/19

AG

I just found this thread.
Off-season, the time for boobs
Who write some haiku.

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12:23p, 6/12/19

Old threads just don't die.
They resurface at odd times.
Like fat slob scrabble.

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9:33p, 6/12/19

"What do you say," asks
Carnac the Magnificent,
"When Ku walks in room?"

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10:09p, 6/13/19

Beer coming to Kyle.
Financing available.
Easy payment plan.

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1:30p, 6/14/19

AG

Aggie Football Time
Seven Overtime Win
LSU Sucks

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3:30p, 6/14/19

AG

15 dollar beers
R.C Slocum, not a jew
Ags win, oh Doctor!

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3:59p, 6/14/19

AG

Quit touching Kevin
First was Cosby now Spacey
Aga lose every single game

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8:21a, 6/15/19

Gameday dresses on
Those nubile women of Kyle
Make me stand all game

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8:39a, 6/15/19

AG

coaches night in Hous-
ton, Wednesday football talk
hut hut Jimbo hut

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9:22a, 6/15/19

Heard the news today:
Whataburger sold to yanks.
So long, orange and white.

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11:52a, 6/19/19

Dixie Chicken fete:
Forty-five years, ice cold bliss.
"See you in my dreams."

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1:15p, 6/19/19

AG

Herman the Mensa
Still doing the urine tests
Say goodbye to Bru

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1:36p, 1/26/20

It's time for a bump
The offseason is here now
May God help us all

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8:46p, 1/26/20

AG

What the hell is this?
The lines do not need to rhyme?
Natty, Natty time.

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10:03p, 1/26/20

AG

Zachary Evans
Grown men stalk his Instagram
Creepy these fans are

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7:21a, 1/27/20

AG

Haikus are easy
You can say whatever you want
Refrigerator

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7:41a, 1/27/20

Recruiting Season
All croots are belong to us
Reel em in Fisher

Guy on a Buffalo

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10:21a, 1/27/20

AG

Our new Tight Ends coach
Was an O.C. at Georgia
Now with the good guys.

-----------------------
Truth without love is brutality. Love without truth is compromise.

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11:02a, 1/27/20

AG

Poor Georgia Bulldogs
Can't keep their staff in Athens
Jimbo ain't playin'

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2:50p, 1/30/20

AG

Fck the offseason
This place is a dumpster fire
Can't wait until fall

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3:48p, 1/30/20

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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4:11p, 1/30/20

AG

Kimitachi o fakku.
Aggies ni wa shri ga hitsuydesu.
Tsuma wa rikon o nozonde imasu.

I am here for the comments.

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9:53a, 1/31/20

AG

Taco Bell tacos

"That is not real Mexican food!"

Fine. It's very cheap.

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6:56a, 2/5/20

State of the Union:
Trump delivers a beauty.
Pelosi gets ripped.