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Capt. America
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2:59a, 7/21/15
AG
Only a few weeks
Until football season starts
And this madness ends.

Who am I kidding?
The Zoo madness never stops,
It simply reloads.
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Sheneneh Jenkins
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3:06a, 8/7/15
Cosby I need you
Bring us quaaludes at First Yell
Have a good nap Ags
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William Larue Weller
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3:09a, 8/7/15
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What the ****ing hell.
Staff, why did you delete my
Haiku? It was good.
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8:49a, 8/8/15
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Haiku never dies.
These threads don't go out of style!
Bumpity bump bump
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Lateralus Ag
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9:05a, 8/8/15
AG
Spaceman makes me laugh
With his terrible Haiku
Not using real words
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1:12a, 8/10/15
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Lateralus Ag,
Haiku words need not be real.
BOOM Shakalaka.
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Pengwin Ag
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2:13a, 8/10/15
AG
Texas Aggies
Football makes me happy.
If not, screw you and counting words.
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Definitely Not A Cop
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5:03a, 12/11/15
AG
Kyle Allen left
One Big dumpster fire now
Jerk myself to sleep.
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AG
quote:
Your second line sucks.
It just has six syllables.
You're bad at haikus.


Fire has two *****.
Hello darkness my old friend.
I miss Bill Cosby.
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 5:11a, 12/11/15
AG
quote:
quote:
Your second line sucks.
It just has six syllables.
You're bad at haikus.


Fire has two *****.
Hello darkness my old friend.
I miss Bill Cosby.

kill us all right now
aggie football ****ing sucks
rojo where art thou?
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AG
quote:
Technically no,
Although some say it with two.
You can google it.


Technically has 3
Syllables when I say it
Am I a tarded?
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AG
quote:
Technically no,
Although some say it with two.
You can google it.
eat **** eat **** eat
**** eat **** eat **** eat ****
eat **** eat **** now
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quote:
Michelangelo.
Great painter, crappy poster.
Good ninja turtle.


I agree with this
Sistine Chapel. Dank pizza.
Cowabunga *****
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6:23a, 12/11/15
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Spavital should leave.
Kyle Allen just did instead.
Sumlin needs to go.
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6:26a, 12/11/15
AG
Ags irrelevant.
Same old story one more time.
Bad Aggie Syndrome.
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6:28a, 12/11/15
AG
Leave Big Twelve they said.
Will be good for us they said.
Getting worse each year.
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6:54a, 12/11/15
AG
Liucci is the best
He's withstanding every test
better than the rest
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6:58a, 12/11/15
For the two-syllable crowd:

Fire Spavital
Fire Kevin Sumlin too
Dumpster fire, yes.

And for the one-syllable traditionalists:

Fire Jake Spavital
Fire Kevin Damn Sumlin too
Dumpster fire, you bet.
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7:12a, 12/11/15
In hard times like these
I recall calming advice:
"Eat donuts, not lists."
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Direct Enter Enter
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9:43a, 12/11/15
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Hungry Piranah
They excoriate Sumlin
Texags smouldering
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Spicewood Ag
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9:54a, 12/11/15
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It happened again.
Another coach has muffed it.
Fire. Hire. Fail. Repeat.
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10:01a, 12/11/15
AG
Kyle Allen is gone
Kyler Murray will soon play
I am sad all day
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Spicewood Ag
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4:11p, 1/4/16
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Why is it like this.
I feel so much BAS.
Not fun anymore.
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4:25p, 1/4/16
AG
Going home on bus
Sitting next to the crapper
That's what it smells like

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quote:
[This is your notice
Please clean up your postings, now,
Or expect time outs. - Staff]
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Predmid
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5:54p, 1/4/16
AG
Our search Kyle-est.
Wish he came a bit sooner
Knight is now an Ag
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6:09p, 1/4/16
In before the ban
The bar has been created
Staff is much too weak
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The Lost Hondo
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9:36p, 1/4/16
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We thought we knew stuff
Thought speculation was fact
The zoo melted down
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10:27p, 1/4/16
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Rojo prophesized
That the old ball coach would come
Dog turds not eaten
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