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Bodhi
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 10:56p, 1/4/16
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Why is it like this.
I feel so much BAS.
Not fun anymore.
Oh Chuck Pagano
How you crucified my mom
Be gentle father
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Ag Tag
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8:30a, 1/5/16
With their junk
The Aggies will slap
Opponents around
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Doctor Wu
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2:58p, 1/5/16
Hyman takes bullet
Useless is as useless does
Sumlin cashes in
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Definitely Not A Cop
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9:15a, 2/18/16
AG
Not a Fark Off thread.
Although the thread is funny.
Sumlin lost control.
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Wabs
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9:18a, 2/18/16
AG
Offseason still blows
Seems like forever till fall
Whiskey still tastes good
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Spicewood Ag
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9:27a, 2/18/16
AG
mutilate my dong
keep women out of workforce
kill all obese folks
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Fitzwilly
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9:37a, 2/18/16
AG
I'm not touching dong
Women are cheap labor force
yes fatties should die
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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to Fitzwilly • 9:45a, 2/18/16
AG
quote:
Women are cheap labor force
You are the reason
They shout "Inequality!"
'cuz gender Wage Gap
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 9:49a, 2/18/16
AG
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quote:
Women are cheap labor force
You are the reason
They shout "Inequality!"
'cuz gender Wage Gap
Inequality
The cry of the weak and poor
Being white male rules
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Schrute
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9:54a, 2/18/16
Womens are ok
For the touching of said dong
Feels good and stuff, man.
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Sid Farkas
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In reply to Fitzwilly • 9:57a, 2/18/16
AG
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quote:
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Women are cheap labor force
You are the reason
They shout "Inequality!"
'cuz gender Wage Gap
Inequality
The cry of the weak and poor
Being white male rules
Inequality
Twelve does not equal thirteen
Math sure is easy
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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to Fitzwilly • 11:46a, 2/18/16
AG
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quote:
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Women are cheap labor force
You are the reason
They shout "Inequality!"
'cuz gender Wage Gap
Inequality
The cry of the weak and poor
Being white male rules
White males must unite
Soon to be the minority
unprotected class
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Bodhi
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6:53p, 7/8/16
AG
The Life of Pablo
Kentucky Klondike Bar time
Aggie football rise
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agmrpink
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7:12p, 7/8/16
AG
Sumlin recruits, ish
Some transfer or decommit
This year is the year.
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DrTasty
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12:08a, 7/10/16
You are ass my dude
Baylol is a dumpster fire
We tonight again
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MicheIangeIo
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5:16p, 6/19/17
AG
Cosby Hung Jury
6 and 6 season ahead
Mediocrity
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Spicewood Ag
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5:40p, 6/19/17
AG
Ah, the haiku thread...
So it seems we meet again.
I am Bill Cosby
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Lateralus Ag
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 6:11p, 6/19/17
AG
Spicewood Ag said:
Ah, the haiku thread...
So it seems we meet again.
I am Bill Cosby


Nice
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MicheIangeIo
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 7:27p, 6/19/17
AG
Ag said:
Ah, the haiku thread...
So it seems we meet again.
I am Bill Cosby
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C3 Gert Cattle
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8:45p, 6/19/17
I love to drink beer
Beer will always sooth my soul
Beer I love you so
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howdy2u
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10:40p, 6/19/17
AG
It is off-season
So we have lots of dumb threads.
You know I like it..
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Spicewood Ag
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1:04p, 6/20/17
AG
President Donald
And his good friend Hillary
True love, forever
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MicheIangeIo
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 3:39p, 6/20/17
AG
Spicewood Ag said:
President Donald
And his good friend Hillary
True love, forever
Baron Trump sock fun
Fap fun in Lincoln's bedroom
5 more minutes please
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schwack schwack
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4:08p, 6/20/17
AG
Football sucked again
Baseball just ate a big one
Not even upset
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Dad-O-Lot
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11:05a, 6/22/17
AG
Why all the Haiku?
Oh, it's still the off-season
Just carry on then
People of integrity expect to be believed, when they're not, they let time prove them right.
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Spicewood Ag
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4:13p, 6/23/17
AG
"He got a touchdown"
He yells "He got a touchdown"
Over and over.
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MouthBQ98
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10:57p, 6/23/17
AG
Delete thread! F5!
And what usually comes next?
Ban User of course!
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TowerAg90
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8:09p, 6/24/17
AG
I've said it before.
The comeback route is hardest
To defend against.
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Definitely Not A Cop
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8:57p, 6/24/17
AG
Hidden messages

Are the absolutely best

On all of Texags.
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MicheIangeIo
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9:02p, 6/24/17
AG
Abuse me Cosby
Disco my yummy biscuit
Sumlin fill your tank
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tamuangry
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11:16a, 6/25/17
How did this happen?
The Zoo used to be so cool
Politics board rules
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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 11:11a, 6/26/17
AG
MouthBQ98 said:
Delete thread! F5!
And what usually comes next?
Ban User of course!
Better idea;
Take your band instrument and,
Sit on it, loser.
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Wearer of the Ring
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12:27p, 6/26/17
AG
Leaving Kyle to poo
Your percentage you will hear
Is right about two.
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snowdog90
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1:01p, 6/26/17
Football football foot
ball football football football
I miss football foot
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MouthBQ98
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 1:18p, 6/26/17
AG
Just ****ing around.
With getting a good haiku
Take it easy, bro.
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