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milner79
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8:24p, 5/21/15
I miss Decade Plan
His tales of VY and Cote
Make me LOL
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Dad-O-Lot
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9:35p, 5/21/15
AG
I can't write Haiku
I lose count of syllables
I guess I'll just quit

Haikus are easy
sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

I hate offseason
zoo threads get really silly
Hurry September!
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Spicewood Ag
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10:54p, 5/21/15
AG
Skip-bop A-doo-wop
Hibbity hop ah shoo-bop
Shibby skip boop bop
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Definitely Not A Cop
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11:53p, 5/21/15
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Bill Cosby is mad
Don't you want to party hard?
Have this special drink.
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Spicewood Ag
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9:47a, 5/22/15
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Cosby house tonight.
I will wear something pretty.
He's such a nice man.
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Definitely Not A Cop
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 10:00a, 5/22/15
AG
Wear something pretty
And here have just one more drink
Almost time for fun
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WiIIiam Wallace
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5:20p, 5/22/15
Bill Cosby's pink pill
Sleeping beauty you will be
Now here comes the d
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Definitely Not A Cop
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7:05p, 5/22/15
AG
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5:03p, 5/24/15
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Sumlin is the boss
Better than that pr1ck Strong
All hail king Sumlin
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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to WiIIiam Wallace • 4:16p, 5/26/15
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All I remember,
Was a nice looking sweater,
And then I blacked out
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Definitely Not A Cop
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 4:46p, 5/26/15
AG
I bet she won't mind
I'm gonna skip bop da whoop
In her shoop da loop.
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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 5:21p, 5/26/15
AG
Then, it emerges;
From sea of cosby sweater,
Choc'late puddin' pop

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Sheneneh Jenkins
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 5:27p, 5/26/15
Take my yummy pop
Now let it melt in your mouth
How was your nap babe?
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Sheneneh Jenkins
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5:34p, 5/26/15
You may be sore later
Yes you will be very sore later
Release the Kraken
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Spicewood Ag
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6:01p, 5/26/15
AG
  • My life is all dark
  • I am meant for just one thing
  • Taking puddin' pops
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9:15p, 6/2/15
AG
John Chavis Defense
Not strong enough to slow down
Cosby's pudding pop
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CT'73
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7:43a, 6/3/15
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I am a poet
And know it. My feet show it
They are Longfellows
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CT'73
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7:44a, 6/3/15
AG
A funny Haiku
Apparently deleted
Is staff mad at us
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milner79
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7:50a, 6/3/15
Gig the horny toads.
Blow bubbles up their ... you know.
On to Omaha!
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8:45a, 6/3/15
AG
FootballoffseasonHow do I getthrough Haiku?No Aggie baseball!
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8:46a, 6/3/15
AG
Football offseason
How do I get through -- Haiku?
No... Aggie Baseball!
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CT'73
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8:47a, 6/3/15
AG
I can make a rhyme
Any old time. But Haiku
Is a strange poem
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Definitely Not A Cop
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 8:48a, 6/3/15
AG
Boop bop ship daloop
Why am I talking like this?
I got pudding popped.
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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 9:50a, 6/3/15
AG
Degrade me, I'm filth

Brutalize me, puddin' pops

I am your slave, bill
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In reply to Grits • 12:22p, 6/3/15
AG
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5-4-5. Haiku fail.
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2:35p, 6/3/15
AG
Seats not sold out yet.
There's no need to be upset.
Is it August yet?
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Spicewood Ag
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2:41p, 6/3/15
AG
My filthy body,

Is your property to use,

Sexual filth pig
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MicheIangeIo
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2:57p, 6/3/15
AG
So much dark chocolate
Bill is my Willy Wonka
Gold ticket butt stuff
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2:18a, 6/4/15
You want a Haiku
I gave you a damn Haiku
Now STFU!
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Spicewood Ag
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10:30a, 6/4/15
AG
Gag me, bind my feet.

Dominate me Bill Cosby.

Shatter my spirit.
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Sbisa Chef
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12:00p, 7/2/15
Loving the Staff Posts
They Haiku'd their warning post
Star the Staff post now.
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Spicewood Ag
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6:04p, 7/20/15
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Shenehneh Jenkins
the football board ruiner
keep up the bad threads

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Spicewood Ag
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6:13p, 7/20/15
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Sheneneh Jenkins
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 10:01p, 7/20/15
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Shenehneh Jenkins
the football board ruiner
keep up the bad threads



Spicewood Ag you suck
You are a big butt baby
Long live the Cosby
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2:54a, 7/21/15
AG
This is boring me
Need to see Sumlin, Chavis
And Allie LaForce
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