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Spicewood Ag
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In reply to Grits • 1:32p, 3/20/15
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I thought counting syllables WAS appreciating the haiku ....
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Spicewood Ag
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[Clean it up, Ags. - Staff]
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Spicewood Ag
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Friday afternoon.
Usual texags stalling mode.
Cannot focus now.

Knowing I am close;
Yearning for the sweet release
Of cheap scotch and beer.

Until 5:30,
Seems no progress will be made.
Take this job: shove it

All my f***s are gone.
Fast approaching apathy
Fire me: set me free
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 4:38p, 3/20/15
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Friday afternoon.
Usual texags stalling mode.
Cannot focus.

Knowing I am close;
Yearning for the sweet release
Of cheap scotch and beer.

Until 5:30,
Seems no progress will be made.
Take this job: shove it

All my f***s are gone.
Fast approaching apathy
Fire me: set me free
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txag11
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4:50p, 3/20/15
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Football I need it
The season brings joy with it
All the lovely tits...
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 4:51p, 3/20/15
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YES
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In reply to Capt. America • 5:27p, 3/20/15
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Bouncy bouncy bounce
Up and down and up and down
Oh look at them go
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10:31a, 3/21/15
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I need some football
Baseball and basketball suck
Please give me football





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This line is phase one
Phase two: Hey, what is phase two?
Phase three is profit
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12:38p, 3/21/15
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I do not know what
I'm going to do until
Football season starts.
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Definitely Not A Cop
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 4:24p, 3/23/15
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Friday afternoon.
Usual texags stalling mode.
Cannot focus now.

Knowing I am close;
Yearning for the sweet release
Of cheap scotch and beer.

Until 5:30,
Seems no progress will be made.
Take this job: shove it

All my f***s are gone.
Fast approaching apathy
Fire me: set me free


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9:26p, 3/23/15
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Aggie basketball
Makes me depressed and angry
What do I expect?
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Sbisa Chef
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2:49a, 3/24/15
Be very glad your wives
Do not read your postings here,
Disgusting old men
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In reply to Spicewood Ag • 1:32p, 3/24/15
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Long live the poop slap
A right of passage for men
Brown. Foul. Swampy. Bold.
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Definitely Not A Cop
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2:19p, 3/25/15
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That is officially the hottest woman ever.
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Spicewood Ag
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3:40p, 3/30/15
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Why delete my threads?
What have I done to you guys?
Staff no likey cans?
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Sbisa Chef
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1:55a, 3/31/15
You said "Tits, tits, tits",
Then ask more dumb questions like
"Dude, where is my thread?"

Ask no more questions
You got busted, red handed
That's enough for now.
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In reply to Sbisa Chef • 2:08a, 3/31/15
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You said "Tits, tits, tits",
Then ask more dumb questions like
"Dude, where is my thread?"

Ask no more questions
You got busted, red handed
That's enough for now.
dont need a haiku
to tell you that we all think
you are a big dooche
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In reply to Sbisa Chef • 8:26a, 3/31/15
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Be very glad your wives
Do not read your postings here,
Disgusting old men
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Sbisa Chef
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3:32a, 4/1/15
I got called a dooche.
My feelings are not hurting.
We know who wins this.

I aren't any man.
I am the haiku master.
They call me the best.
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Sbisa Chef
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4:48a, 4/1/15
"Delete thread, ban user!"
I can hear it loudly now.
Oh, wait. I said that.
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In reply to Sbisa Chef • 8:57a, 4/1/15
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I am not any man.
I am the haiku master.
They call me the best.
Ironic haiku
Is ironic, is it not?
Six. Seven. Five. Sad.
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Spicewood Ag
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9:53a, 4/1/15
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Scientology.
Is the biggest crock of s***
In the whole wide world.
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10:07a, 4/1/15
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Haikus
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Scientology is on fleek
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[Clean it up, Ags. - Staff]
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Sid Farkas
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Read Texags haiku?
I'd rather have my scrotum
crushed with an anvil
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This thread is still here?
With the amount of tits here
this tread could be locked...
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12:13a, 5/21/15
Last Letterman show
TopTen List not that funny
Time to go to bed.



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Wingdings
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