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SWEET burn, brah.
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SWEET burn, brah.
I like the show and will watch to the end, but tonight suuuuucked.
The Sasha and Jesus zombie "kills" were unintentional comedy. The editing was bad and the actors are almost placing the knives against the heads. Nowhere close to looking like a killing blow.
The Sasha and Jesus zombie "kills" were unintentional comedy. The editing was bad and the actors are almost placing the knives against the heads. Nowhere close to looking like a killing blow.
Jesus kung-fu is unstoppable
Watching TWD on DVR is so much better than live. Cuts through all the commercials and boring stuff on the show.
No **** man.Philip J Fry said:
Bye.
It's the same story on this thread every year. Wouldn't it be refreshing if you guys kept your word and actually stayed away?
Based on the assumption that Negan wants something unusual every time he (or his crew) shows up to collect, all that either Alexandria, the Hilltop, or the Kingdom need to do is:
1) Find an object that Negan wants (something large, like a fancy car or tactical truck).
2) Build a bomb.
3) Put it in the object with a timer or remote actuation device.
4) Get the popcorn...
1) Find an object that Negan wants (something large, like a fancy car or tactical truck).
2) Build a bomb.
3) Put it in the object with a timer or remote actuation device.
4) Get the popcorn...
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Watching TWD on DVR is so much better than live. Cuts through all the commercials and boring stuff on the show.
You cut through the entire episode?
They really went overboard on how much of a bumbling oaf the leader of Hilltop is.
And how much of a horrible actor / tough guy Coral is.
Way too much Coral this episode.
Coral needs a haircut
Les Coral/Maggie/everyone else, more Jesus, please.
My thought as I was watching this episode was that he somehow surpassed the over-the-top, silly, hamming-it-up job that Carol did in episode 2.CDub06 said:
They really went overboard on how much of a bumbling oaf the leader of Hilltop is.
Also, the writing on this one felt really amateurish & disjointed - even by TWD standards. Sasha yells at the two dudes to go close the gate. They yell back "we're on it!!". Then we ever see them again and someone else closes the gate. Sasha bumps into a good guy while fighting the zombie horde and yells 'oops, sorry!'. Like something from a Batman & Robin fight scene. Other examples of just cornball dialogue that I can't remember right now.
Hilltop Leader Dork: "I told you to put them in the study closet!!".
Jesus: "No! You just said 'closet'!!!". (Dunh-dunh-dunh-DUUUUUUUUN music).
Something I've been wondering - other than the lord & savior of the Christian faith, has ANYONE ever heard of a person actually named "Jesus"? I mean, where you actually pronounce it like the son of God (not 'Hay-Zeus' like my yard guy). I've honestly never heard that name pronounced 'Gee-zuz' in any other context than Sunday school.
Coral's hair has become a distraction. I keep thinking TWD is going to morph into a shampoo commercial during his scenes. It's kind of feminine looking, which makes it strange given what they're trying to do with his character.
I think Jesus is just a nickname. Because he looks like the traditional image of white American Jesus.
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Well, Levon calls his child Jesus because he likes the name. And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus.
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Something I've been wondering - other than the lord & savior of the Christian faith, has ANYONE ever heard of a person actually named "Jesus"? I mean, where you actually pronounce it like the son of God (not 'Hay-Zeus' like my yard guy). I've honestly never heard that name pronounced 'Gee-zuz' in any other context than Sunday school.
I'm actually not sure which is worse - looking at Coral with the hat on or without the hat. He just looks ridiculous either way.DannyDuberstein said:
Coral's hair has become a distraction. I keep thinking TWD is going to morph into a shampoo commercial during his scenes. It's kind of feminine looking, which makes it strange given what they're trying to do with his character.
Oh, and someone needs to teach Sasha how to sharpen a knife - she was doing it backwards (holding the blade against the stone and pushing it AWAY from her).
Thank you. I was watching that and thinking "Damn have I been doing it wrong all this time"Ghost91 said:
Oh, and someone needs to teach Sasha how to sharpen a knife - she was doing it backwards (holding the blade against the stone and pushing it AWAY from her).
Coral wasted a car on one walker. Yeah...
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Coral wasted a car on one walker. Yeah...
That's what I kept thinking. Carl has killed hundreds of walkers, but he ends up completely trashing a car just to take out one. Could Enid not have killed it by herself? She's proved she's capable of surviving alone.
Yeah pretty stupid. How many walkers have they killed in all these years and he wrecks a car to take out one. Would've made that trek to the Hilltop much easier if they had a car to drive there rather than walking and...rollerskating (WTF?)chipotle said:
Coral wasted a car on one walker. Yeah...
It's the zombie apocalypse and someone's carrying a backpack full of roller skates through the forest.
But I get what they were doing with that. These are still kids and they should be enjoying life and not watching people get their heads bashed in and planning assassinations.
But I get what they were doing with that. These are still kids and they should be enjoying life and not watching people get their heads bashed in and planning assassinations.
Not to mention he risked injury/death himself by slamming headfirst into concrete pillars. And why? As has been stated, why not hop out and stab it in the head like he's done eleventy billion times? Or let Enid do it?chipotle said:
Coral wasted a car on one walker. Yeah...
Oh, and that was another Cornball Line Moment:
Enid: "What are you doing??"
Smug Badass Coral: "Felt like goin' for a drive".
{WOMP WOMP WAAAAAAAHHHH sound effect}
Hickory High said:
Les Coral/Maggie/everyone else, more Jesus, please.
But couldn't we all use a little more Jesus?
I pictured his face on this poster.Hickory High said:
Les Coral
I mean, they have the same haircut.
To me this season has been terrible. I have watched it from season 1, but I'm about to give up. The cliffhanger felt like the first half of the a&m season but then we have the Alabama game, saviors taking everything from Alexandria. Then we get to a stupid episode like last night lets spend 1/4 of it on coral and his stupid girl. Oh wait let's spend a whole two minutes watching them skate. I feel like they are setting it up for an all out brawl with the hill, kingdom and Alexandria teaming up to get Neegan. After that what can happen, let me guess more zombie attacks and another bad guy.
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To me this season has been terrible. I have watched it from season 1, but I'm about to give up. The cliffhanger felt like the first half of the a&m season but then we have the Alabama game, saviors taking everything from Alexandria. Then we get to a stupid episode like last night lets spend 1/4 of it on coral and his stupid girl. Oh wait let's spend a whole two minutes watching them skate. I feel like they are setting it up for an all out brawl with the hill, kingdom and Alexandria teaming up to get Neegan. After that what can happen, let me guess more zombie attacks and another bad guy.
God have mercy on you Phillip J. Fry reads your contribution to this thread.
Looked back, looks like you share my same feelings. What's hard is I watch west world live then watch this dvr'ed and I almost find myself laughing at how horrible this show is.
I look forward to talking with Phil.
I look forward to talking with Phil.
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Dude, Jesus flying through the air kung-fuing walkers was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. That was so comically bad there aren't enough "l" and "o" strokes left in the life of my keyboard to adequately react to it.
I think that was just a joke on the fact that Carl doesn't know how to drive, hence, "I just felt like a drive" (or whatever he said).chipotle said:
Coral wasted a car on one walker. Yeah...
Daryl stuck in a cell saying nothing and just being fed dog food was more entertaining that Carl saying anything. They just need to stop with him.
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Daryl stuck in a cell saying nothing and just being fed dog food was more entertaining that Carl saying anything. They just need to stop with him.
If we're lucky, he won't return from his little suicide mission.
FYI... in case you didn't know... source material is a COMIC BOOK!Ghost91 said:My thought as I was watching this episode was that he somehow surpassed the over-the-top, silly, hamming-it-up job that Carol did in episode 2.CDub06 said:
They really went overboard on how much of a bumbling oaf the leader of Hilltop is.
Also, the writing on this one felt really amateurish & disjointed - even by TWD standards. Sasha yells at the two dudes to go close the gate. They yell back "we're on it!!". Then we ever see them again and someone else closes the gate. Sasha bumps into a good guy while fighting the zombie horde and yells 'oops, sorry!'. Like something from a Batman & Robin fight scene. Other examples of just cornball dialogue that I can't remember right now.
Hilltop Leader Dork: "I told you to put them in the study closet!!".
Jesus: "No! You just said 'closet'!!!". (Dunh-dunh-dunh-DUUUUUUUUN music).
Something I've been wondering - other than the lord & savior of the Christian faith, has ANYONE ever heard of a person actually named "Jesus"? I mean, where you actually pronounce it like the son of God (not 'Hay-Zeus' like my yard guy). I've honestly never heard that name pronounced 'Gee-zuz' in any other context than Sunday school.
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