Kids, let's give it up for Matt Olson with the Golden Sombrero yesterday, giving him 7 strikeouts in 2 days and getting him into a tie with Phily's Nick Castellanos for the stirkeout lead.
The best part is that Olson is having an incredible season. Through 13 games he's on pace for 62 doubes, 50 homers, 150 RBI, 125 walks, 123 runs, and 274 strikeouts. My cup runneth over.
I'll be in the ATL next weekend to see this modern-day Barry Bonds go up against the Astros. I'll try to let him know he's a major player on the Gallo Season 3.
Meanwhile, Castellanos might be some sort of cyborg because he has struck out at least once in every game this year. He's also having a great season, hitting .292.
King Donkey is eligible to come off the DL on April 18th. He needs to get back to it with this poser Edouard Julien called up in his absence. He plays 2B, but he's hitting in Joey's spot with a 1.089 OPS in 2 games and he hasn't even struck out yet.
Christian Yelich is third at 21, and newcomer Jazz Chisholm Jr. is up to 20 in 13 games for Miami.
WARNING: I have a deep-seated desire for others to love the Star Wars franchise as much as I do, in exactly the way I do, and get snippy and sensitive and passive-aggressive when they don't.