Seriously, how the hell does someone sit in the public restroom at work and brush their teeth for 5 minutes while others are taking smelly lunch sh-ts and pissing at the same time? I really don't understand....it's f'ing disgusting.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 9 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
we have 2 of those here. Just throw a stick of gum in, son!
yeah, there are a few of those on this floor as well.
i guess they don't have a problem with microscopic bubbles of sh*t and pee floating in the air and landing on their brush.
i guess they don't have a problem with microscopic bubbles of sh*t and pee floating in the air and landing on their brush.
'Microscopic Pee Bubbles' would be a kickass band name.
Mens restrooms are disgusting.
one that sits right behind me...I always have been puzzled by this action.
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I have considered this many times, but haven't actually done it. I don't like my morning coffee sitting on my teeth all day. Mouthwash is as far as I've gone. I am slightly afraid of the s hit bubbles polluting my toothpaste.
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Mens restrooms are disgusting.
If the men's restroom is considered disgusting, then the women's restroom rests somewhere between the 6th and 7th levels of hell.
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Mens restrooms are disgusting.
im sure you ladies are MUCH better.... hell theres a few huskies round these parts that you can hear tearing growlers from the other side of the wall.
yeah yall may have some potpourri and pretty paintings on the wall, but the residue still flies just as hard as the dirty ol' boys.
Who are those guys who walk up to a urinal and flush it before or while peeing? I try to not get "microscopic pee bubbles" anywhere near me much less on the front of my pants, my shoes and my johnson. I have never understood that thought process. That, and the guys who are above the age of 8 who unbuckle, unzip and pull their pants down a little bit to pee.
WTF is the point of flushing mid-way through a urinal pee, too? Weve got a bunch of dot Indians that do this sh*t all the time, but dont follow up with a flush after they finish draining thier Vishnu....
people beez gross.
edit: whoops i suppose this falls under Mr07's post...nevertheless!
[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 12/13/2010 2:18p).]
people beez gross.
edit: whoops i suppose this falls under Mr07's post...nevertheless!
[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 12/13/2010 2:18p).]
What about the dudes (usually latin) who splash water on their face and therefore the entire cabinet?
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Mens restrooms are disgusting.
A little science: Piss contains ammonia, a cleaning agent. Men tend to get much more piss on the floor resulting in cleaner bathrooms.
[This message has been edited by Charles Bronson (edited 12/13/2010 2:18p).]
If you had snatch for lunch, you gotta get that smell out of your mouth and off your lips!
It is funky, we have some bathroom brushers along with one 'take my coffee with me into the john' guy. Mouth wash is a decent alternative too.
and whats the deeeeal with sh*tter phone convos? the only reason you shouldbe on your phone whilst dropping one is to check email, non-picture text people, or look at mobile porn (but you run the risk of catching a bone and having your hog touch the inner rim)
otherwise, when OTHERS are on the phone in a stall, i make a concious effort to blow my ane-trumpet or flush about 8 or 9 times ina row.
otherwise, when OTHERS are on the phone in a stall, i make a concious effort to blow my ane-trumpet or flush about 8 or 9 times ina row.
I was going to post about this!
Nothing like grogan-ing and being hit by the aroma of Crest toothpaste...
Nothing like grogan-ing and being hit by the aroma of Crest toothpaste...
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'take my coffee with me into the john' guy.
There is nothing wrong with this, I get my coffee and TA on whilst going...great use of the time!
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you run the risk of catching a bone and having your hog touch the inner rim
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otherwise, when OTHERS are on the phone in a stall, i make a concious effort to blow my ane-trumpet or flush about 8 or 9 times ina row.
the other morning this dude answered the phone, and i was pissed that i had already taken care of business when the intruder showed up, particularly because that morning's movement was quite an audible symphony.
quote:I was having a little pot-luck lunch dessert when I read this and I nearly died because of how hard I choked... I had a lot tears flowing down my face and had two people come and ask me if I was ok.
If you had snatch for lunch, you gotta get that smell out of your mouth and off your lips!
Back to my and jetch's question about pre or mid piss flushers. I have seen/heard it go down too many times to think that there is not one of you on TA that does this, I need an explanation.
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posted 2:11p, 12/13/10
I have considered this many times, but haven't actually done it. I don't like my morning coffee sitting on my teeth all day. Mouthwash is as far as I've gone. I am slightly afraid of the s hit bubbles polluting my toothpaste.
Understandable and I think the mouthwash is a good idea. Another idea....the water fountain.
Trying to cover up a quick fart? I dunno...makes no sense to me either...
I always groan when taking a pee if I know somebody's sitting on the john. That way the other person knows somebody else is present. I'm hoping they're courteous & will hold it in a bit longer until I leave before they let loose big time.
i always open with a line to keep stall dwellers on thier toes like "*unziiiip* OOH! the waters cold!"
sometimes resulting in a mild giggle of appreciation, or the uneasy silence of someone clinching thier starfish until i exit the facility.
sometimes resulting in a mild giggle of appreciation, or the uneasy silence of someone clinching thier starfish until i exit the facility.
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I don't think I pay enough attention to other people in the bathroom.
next tangent: toilet seat covers?
do you go through the turmoil of making the huge crinkly commotion trying to get said peice of parchment perfectly aligned before landing your ham on the seat at risk of slip-sliding around mid-grogan and knowing every reposition or slight move will alert others to your preference?
Or do you enjoy rolling the dice of sitting bareassed with the still warm feeling from the previous users efforts before unleashing the beast?
do you go through the turmoil of making the huge crinkly commotion trying to get said peice of parchment perfectly aligned before landing your ham on the seat at risk of slip-sliding around mid-grogan and knowing every reposition or slight move will alert others to your preference?
Or do you enjoy rolling the dice of sitting bareassed with the still warm feeling from the previous users efforts before unleashing the beast?
[This message has been edited by Texangler (edited 12/17/2010 6:32a).]
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and whats the deeeeal with sh*tter phone convos?
I was dumping one morning in the larger, cadillac-esque stall at work when this guy comes in and squats in the stall next to me and starts dropping what can only be described as punishment of a weekend full of drinking Guinness and eating Mexican and/or Chinese food. Not 20 seconds after he sits, and still midstream (yes it's stream, not "log" ) his phone rings. He answers it with poop still flooding from his ass. The conversation went as follows:
"Goodmorning, this is ____. Hello? Hello? Yeah, I can hear you, there must just be a little static from my end, what can I do for you?"
I was very lucky to have already been sitting down on the pot or I would have sh*t my pants from laughing so hard.
[This message has been edited by Westicles (edited 12/13/2010 3:09p).]
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next tangent: toilet seat covers?
The first one. I'm not a big gamblin' man to begin with, but even so, there are some things I just won't risk. Besides, I gain some amount of satisfaction (however slight it may be) of being able to hold that turtle head in long enough to finish the toilet seat cover ritual. And once completed, it just feels better when it slides out.
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Or do you enjoy rolling the dice of sitting bareassed with the still warm feeling from the previous users efforts before unleashing the beast?
I like a warm seat, makes me feel welcomed...
i'm too impatient to use a seat cover, but sitting on a warm toilet seat is about as disgusting a feeling there is
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