http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=44819.0
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Please line up at the cutoff between the paved lot and the grass parking lot on the East side of the stadium to get your face smashed in by steve dave on saturday. I'll be there with my posse and will be dishing out unholy beatings to each of you at your request. You are welcome to fight back but it won't help as I am a yellow belt in Kempo and once accidentally punched clear through some dry wall in the basement of an abandoned house. Also, I will only be destroying one of you at a time so don't plan on having a friend there so you can push me over backwards while they kneel behind me. The "one at a time" rule is on the honor system and I will hold you to this. My mom will be pretty close by so I reserve the right to call time outs if one of my bros spots her coming. You have to pretend like we are just friends rough housing and not tell her that I was completely cratering your face with my fists. OK, see you there.
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***notice to texas a&m fans***
steve dave is serious and so am i. unlike steve dave, my real name isn't my screen name. my real name is mike fanel. if you click on rick daris you can see that my email address is mikefanel@yahoo.com. i live in manhattan and would love nothing better then to kick the f^cking piss and **** out of some of you fake cowgirls over the weekend. now that you've all got my name and email address, hit me up p^ssies and we'll set up a time and place.