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1st place. Lfg
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He's the first player in the expansion era (since 1961) to homer in four consecutive innings (he homered in the ninth inning Monday), according to Elias Sports Bureau.
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Hope we beat their ass like a drum again tonight and leave a mushroom stamp on their foreheads.
The Rangers broadcast try to say that Jose Altuve's 3 home runs in the first 3 innings aren't impressive.
— Michael Schwab (@michaelschwab13) September 6, 2023
Then he says he's actually impressed? This is goofy. pic.twitter.com/eOOvSMCOUm
I think it's pretty clear they're being sarcastic.
Ferris Wheel Allstar said:Quote:
He's the first player in the expansion era (since 1961) to homer in four consecutive innings (he homered in the ninth inning Monday), according to Elias Sports Bureau.
Elias Sports Bureau is a company you can trust!!
I read on Twitter that Altuve had hit his 3rd HR before the bottom of the Rangers lineup had a chance to bat.
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That is awesome.Diggity said:
I read on Twitter that Altuve had hit his 3rd HR before the bottom of the Rangers lineup had a chance to bat.
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They posted that awesome info on the Astros/Rangers rivalry thread.Diggity said:
I read on Twitter that Altuve had hit his 3rd HR before the bottom of the Rangers lineup had a chance to bat.
https://texags.com/forums/53/topics/3373175/0
Craziest baseball stat ever.
— Slight Clutter (@slightclutter) September 6, 2023
No, seriously.
Jose Altuve had three homers before the 7-8-9 hitters for the Rangers even had their first at bat. Put your head around that for a second. Wow.
Baseball is the good stuff.
The butthurt is strong up north in the dallas wasteland...
When someone who has a record of cheating, hits 5 home runs in six at bats, should that be looked into? https://t.co/RAHOggKZv8
— Hawkeye (@HawkeyeOnAir) September 6, 2023
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Stomping their dicks tonight!
They're tripping on ours this series.
are 15 HRs in a 3 game series good? Asking for a friend
correction now....16 HRs
Absolute sac drag - I fugging love it
This is the most lopsided three-game series I've seen in my 20 years on the beat. The Astros have absolutely humiliated the Rangers for three days.
— Brian McTaggart (@brianmctaggart) September 7, 2023
Absolutely glorious.
“Things weren’t gentle and politically correct in those days. We weren’t candy asses. Okay?”
-Frank Borman
“Who are you to doubt El Dandy? ‘Cause this guy’s a serious professional.”
-Bret Hart
-Frank Borman
“Who are you to doubt El Dandy? ‘Cause this guy’s a serious professional.”
-Bret Hart
Can we move the rest of our games to Arlington?
SAC DRAG
Also
Apparently this series was a beatdown of historic proportions.
The Houston Astros are the first team in MLB history to record 50 hits and 16 home runs in a 3-game series.
— MLB Metrics (@MLBMetrics) September 7, 2023
Rangers fans settling down after a long day of being swept by the Astros: pic.twitter.com/X9JRfcQWLu
— ROGUE HOU SPORTS LLC (@RogueHouSports) September 7, 2023
Beeutifull.
My favorite rebranding on Twitter for the Rangers is the "South Oklahoma Mall Cops"
No more home games please
Ugh... again.
W
Finally a good sports thing today
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Finally a good sports thing today
You could be rooting for that team in Arlington and be watching your team fall out of the playoffs then that football game….
Tasty lineup W
And mariners lost!
Alright boys, 2 innings to put some offense together and not lose to the historically awful Oakland Athletics at home with your ace on the mound…
Not sure I'm putting the "ace" label on Framber this year.
Oh I agree. But the fact is he is the team's best starter, and the way he's performing, that's bad news about the whole rotation.
This team are binge drinkers.
And they smell their own farts.
And they smell their own farts.
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