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... But scored ten runs
LPHA
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****in baseball!
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jetch17 said:

That was long.




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Not sure if anyone cares or not, but Costco has the 2022 World Series ring wine for $42 right now. It's a cool looking bottle if you're into that sort of thing and is $17 cheaper than anywhere else that I've seen.

This is the bottle from the vineyard's website:

https://manoswine.com/collections/houston-astros/products/houston-astros-2022-commemorative-championship-ring
Hwy30East
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It was a long game, and hot as hell inside! We were in the first level and had to get up a couple of times just to go to the concourse and walk around to get some cool air.

I did get a Alex Bregman replica World Series ring! Was not expecting that when we walked through the gate.
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The lineup yesterday was about as good as it can be without Yordan. Cant wait to see Diaz on the bench tomorrow to rest.
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What a hose job calling that a balk on Stanek.
jetch17
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Bullsh*t ass game
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Loved seeing him light that ump up after the inning. Garbage.

Ump sat there with an Adam shiff smirk on his face.
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No lead is safe with this bullpen.
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That asshat needs to be sent down or traded
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Why do we still let Montero pitch?
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Such a beat down to watch the bullpen crap the bed. You know the offense isn't going to pick them up without Yordan. Just like watching cars skid on ice. Nothing you can do and you know it is gonna end badly.
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Lol. Wtf

Would've been an easy sac fly
jetch17
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So we won? Pool & tequila was a welcome break from watching these beatings lately

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Hey buttholes - I'm headed overseas for 10 days and not watching these turd games. If somehow we manage to win another game before I get back y'all can wrangle the gif accordingly
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We F-ed
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jetch17 said:

Hey buttholes - I'm headed overseas for 10 days and not watching these turd games. If somehow we manage to win another game before I get back y'all can wrangle the gif accordingly
I don't think we'll have to worry much about posting the gif with the way the team is taking huge dumps on the field right now.
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Obviously if they go on a win streak you can never return. Better pack for more then 10 days.
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98Ag99Grad said:

Obviously if they go on a win streak you can never return. Better pack for more then 10 days.
Nope. Packing for more than 10 days would jinx the potential streak.
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Good call.
jetch17
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Packed for way less but happy to get stuck over there if needed
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jetch17 said:

Packed for way less but happy to get stuck over there if needed
Did you pack your garters so you can channel your sexual energy into helping our pitching?
TulaneAg
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How the hell can you justify trotting Maldonado out there night after night? You need max bat in the lineup at this point and your pitching is going to **** right before your eyes....the very reason you justify keeping him in there. He's a bottom 4 catcher in nearly every offensive and defensive metric this year.

Bottles the mind as Chaz Michael Michaels would say.
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TulaneAg said:

How the hell can you justify trotting Maldonado out there night after night? You need max bat in the lineup at this point and your pitching is going to **** right before your eyes....the very reason you justify keeping him in there. He's a bottom 4 catcher in nearly every offensive and defensive metric this year.

Bottles the mind as Chaz Michael Michaels would say.

This aged well. And quickly.

FTR, I'm not a Maldonado fan.
TulaneAg
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htxag09 said:

TulaneAg said:

How the hell can you justify trotting Maldonado out there night after night? You need max bat in the lineup at this point and your pitching is going to **** right before your eyes....the very reason you justify keeping him in there. He's a bottom 4 catcher in nearly every offensive and defensive metric this year.

Bottles the mind as Chaz Michael Michaels would say.

This aged well. And quickly.

FTR, I'm not a Maldonado fan.


That just cemented his position for the rest of the year. He could hit .088 and average 1.5 past balls a game from here out and he's our starting catcher.
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This Dubin guy looks good so far.

Well, ***** Nvm.
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I know Jetch gave his blessing but I really don't feel comfortable doing the thing....

But, since we are talking about it, you know the result...
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Hwy30East
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Jetch checking in while he's stuck in some airport because his flight is canceled!
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Made it to Frankfurt at least - not a bad place for layover with biers
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jetch17 said:

Made it to Frankfurt at least - not a bad place for layover with biers


Because you had no beers on the plane?
 
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