The best part of being single is ....

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GinaLinetti
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Perfect?
Madaman
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i just cuddle with my pillow
PrincessButtercup
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i just cuddle with my pillow
but is it this pillow
Madaman
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welll no but i need a non-manly body to feel
GregZeppelin
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welll no but i need a non-manly body to feel


nuRowdy
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You won't need that for long.
hawk1763
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I put off a lot of body heat
PrincessButtercup
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You won't need that for long.
Who knows
FOUR THIN INCHES
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You won't need that for long.
Who knows

Not if you play your cards right.
Holly Golightly
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Ladies, I don't know why any of you would be attracted to men. We're just the worst.


It's because yall are warm and smell nice. Can't give it up


nvm
CrottyKid
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I just get this feeling that PBC is a great, great woman who has run into a string of aholes. That is a depressing vibe.
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I thought you were married.
swimmerbabe11
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Nothing. being single sucks.


Being single and moving at the same time is a nightmare. ****ing IKEA furniture and Trying to hang pictures and scooch furniture around.
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I thought you were married.


I thought YOU were married.
Natasha Romanoff
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Ladies, I don't know why any of you would be attracted to men. We're just the worst.
I agree. Unfortunately, men are hawt so I deal with it, at least temporarily.
Natasha Romanoff
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Nothing. being single sucks.


Being single and moving at the same time is a nightmare. ****ing IKEA furniture and Trying to hang pictures and scooch furniture around.
First part is false, in my opinion. Moving while single does suck, but you could just pay movers and/or coerce/bribe your friends into helping.

Being single is awesome about 90% of the time. Holidays, travel (for some), and those random days where you're having a pity party suck, but otherwise being single is great.
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Really, the best part is answering to no one. And not having to try and keep a woman happy. Keeping a woman happy is like trying to keep an old boat running. A money pit and a lot of work that will never be finished. But at least your boat won't cheat on you if you neglect it for too long, plus you can sell the boat when you tire of it.
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I should clarify I'm kidding. Plenty of non-*******s out there.....probably.
meh. Your probably right though I'm choosing to believe some good ones exist. I'm telling you, If they weren't so damn snugly theyd be damn near impossible most of the time


I'm just getting one of these.
That is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.
Dr. Faustus
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Really, the best part is answering to no one. And not having to try and keep a woman happy. Keeping a woman happy is like trying to keep an old boat running. A money pit and a lot of work that will never be finished. But at least your boat won't cheat on you if you neglect it for too long, plus you can sell the boat when you tire of it.

Ah yes. This reminds me of the old adage, "If it floats, flies, or ****s, it's better to rent than buy."
Claude!
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Being single means that I can be as jealous of my time as I wish.
swimmerbabe11
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Nothing. being single sucks.


Being single and moving at the same time is a nightmare. ****ing IKEA furniture and Trying to hang pictures and scooch furniture around.
First part is false, in my opinion. Moving while single does suck, but you could just pay movers and/or coerce/bribe your friends into helping.

Being single is awesome about 90% of the time. Holidays, travel (for some), and those random days where you're having a pity party suck, but otherwise being single is great.

Maybe if the person you are with sucks,

And having to pay/coerce/bribe people sucks.

Having someone to go try out that new place with or go see that movie you want to see or whatever adventure you want to have that day is lovely.


I used to be all on board the "I LOVE BEING SINGLE YAY FREEDOM" until I realized that in some relationships, you aren't shackled...you just have a partner in crime.

And someone who can lift heavy things and be handy.
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Really, the best part is answering to no one. And not having to try and keep a woman happy. Keeping a woman happy is like trying to keep an old boat running. A money pit and a lot of work that will never be finished. But at least your boat won't cheat on you if you neglect it for too long, plus you can sell the boat when you tire of it.
This!!! I miss being a selfish POS. Now I have to worry about someone else's thoughts and feelings before I make a decision. Spontaneity is pretty much gone!
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swimmerbabe11
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Besides do you know how much easier it is to meet the delivery minimum with an SO?

Or better yet, when you are sick to have someone go to the store and get you your soup and meds?
Ryan34
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Pissing in the sink is gross. The shower is the logical place. Soap cleans it away and it helps prevent athlete's foot.
Dr. Not Yet Dr. Ag
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All I'm hearing from swimmerbabe in this thread is "TICK, TICK, TICK"
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I don't miss being single even a little bit.

To each their own, though.
Dr. Faustus
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All I'm hearing from swimmerbabe in this thread is "TICK, TICK, TICK"
Kate Beckett
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Doing what I want, when I want. Although swimmer does make some great points.
GinaLinetti
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Besides do you know how much easier it is to meet the delivery minimum with an SO?

Or better yet, when you are sick to have someone go to the store and get you your soup and meds?



just grab something for lunch the next day as well. And keep ginger ale, Gatorade and meds on hand.
Natasha Romanoff
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I never answered the OP -

1) Doing whatever it is I want
2) Taking up the whole bed
3) Taking up all of the bathroom sink space

Basically, the best part of being single is getting to be completely selfish. If I could handle getting rid of bugs/any other creepy-crawlies on my own, I'm not sure what I would need a guy for, especially since they apparently enjoy peeing in the sink.
Amazing Moves
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Watching football all weekend. With random booty calls sprinkled in.
swimmerbabe11
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All I'm hearing from swimmerbabe in this thread is "TICK, TICK, TICK"

Wierd, I don't want children. Not sure what that ticking noise is.
Claude!
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All I'm hearing from swimmerbabe in this thread is "TICK, TICK, TICK"

Wierd, I don't want children. Not sure what that ticking noise is.


GinaLinetti
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All I'm hearing from swimmerbabe in this thread is "TICK, TICK, TICK"

Wierd, I don't want children. Not sure what that ticking noise is.





That made me smile
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