The best part of being single is ....

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BaitShack
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.
scout 7866
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yeah that's what i was going to say
Ryan the Temp
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.
So you're in the Corps?
HBCanine08
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Answering to no one but yourself
Slicer97
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


No, I've been married over 12 years and I still do that regularly
GinaLinetti
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


Why?
Dr. Not Yet Dr. Ag
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Scaring your mother by making her think that you might be gay
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Slicer97
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


Why?


we're men

the world is our urinal
shafter
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All the free hand jobs I could ever give myself.
GinaLinetti
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


Why?


we're men

the world is our urinal


Not going to lie. I'm jealous of that
GregZeppelin
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


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we're men

the world is our urinal
Exactly.

So why piss in the same basin in which you shave, brush your teeth, and wash your hands?

Seems to me like the old adage of "Don't **** where you eat", should be applicable in a roundabout sort of way.
Slicer97
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f'n A, dude, f'n A
Slicer97
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I piss in the sink, not on the faucet

if you're licking the basin or something, you've got bigger issues than where you choose to urinate, dude
idAg09
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Someone please come up with something better. I'm married, but have always thought as a divorce' it'd be being able to have the ability of telling women exactly what they want to hear, or the ability of being desirable while being an a-hole, or tweaking the conscience to not give a f***, or just racking up the pooon... Guess I should just stay married...
AliasMan02
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Ladies, I don't know why any of you would be attracted to men. We're just the worst.
GinaLinetti
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Ladies, I don't know why any of you would be attracted to men. We're just the worst.


It's because yall are warm and smell nice. Can't give it up
Slicer97
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Ladies, I don't know why any of you would be attracted to men. We're just the worst.


pecker envy
752bro4
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.
I was going to say all the strange... I think you're doing it wrong.
scout 7866
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^ good try
752bro4
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^
Busted
marble rye
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Doing WTF you want, when you want, how you want, with your life, time, and money.
aeon-ag
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Freedom is the #1 thing I feel after my 32 year stint in hell.
Agasaurus Tex
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Doing WTF you want, when you want, how you want, with your life, time, and money.

This times eleventy billion!
BackwardsInBoots
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


Why?


we're men

the world is our urinal


Not going to lie. I'm jealous of that


Here you go.

GinaLinetti
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Eeeeh. I think Ill continue to squat. That looks messy
Agasaurus Tex
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That's just wrong, BWB.
PrincessButtercup
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Ladies, I don't know why any of you would be attracted to men. We're just the worst.
Well that's just the damn truth.
PrincessButtercup
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I should clarify I'm kidding. Plenty of non-*******s out there.....probably.
Agasaurus Tex
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Haven't you heard? We're warm and smell nice.
Madaman
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i only squat to pee when i poop
BackwardsInBoots
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They are apparently good for Asian squat toilets like this.



They become a fun challenge after a drinking party!
PrincessButtercup
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Haven't you heard? We're warm and smell nice.
That is nice. I'm a freezer by nature.
GinaLinetti
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I should clarify I'm kidding. Plenty of non-*******s out there.....probably.
meh. Your probably right though I'm choosing to believe some good ones exist. I'm telling you, If they weren't so damn snugly theyd be damn near impossible most of the time
Hello Newman
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.

It's all pipes.
PrincessButtercup
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I should clarify I'm kidding. Plenty of non-*******s out there.....probably.
meh. Your probably right though I'm choosing to believe some good ones exist. I'm telling you, If they weren't so damn snugly theyd be damn near impossible most of the time


I'm just getting one of these
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