The best part of being single is ....

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Amazing Moves
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All I'm hearing from swimmerbabe in this thread is "TICK, TICK, TICK"

Wierd, I don't want children. Not sure what that ticking noise is.
Maybe it's your libido clock.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Fat bomb
mid90
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I never answered the OP -

1) Doing whatever it is I want
2) Taking up the whole bed
3) Taking up all of the bathroom sink space

Basically, the best part of being single is getting to be completely selfish. If I could handle getting rid of bugs/any other creepy-crawlies on my own, I'm not sure what I would need a guy for, especially since they apparently enjoy peeing in the sink.


That's just the dudes formerly in the corps.

The rest of us pee in the shower.
Natasha Romanoff
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A man after my own heart
ac04
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it has been a while, but from what i remember there were many things better than sink pissing
Ryan34
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I was in the Corps and never pissed in the sink. ****ing nasty.
Gerald Tarrant
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Who the **** pisses in the sink

What the hell is wrong with you people
Dr. Faustus
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Who the **** pisses in the sink

What the hell is wrong with you people

I've done it at a bar when the line was ridiculous.
Gerald Tarrant
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Like while somebody was washing their hands? Cause I could make an exception for that
Gerald Tarrant
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Nothing. being single sucks.


Being single and moving at the same time is a nightmare. ****ing IKEA furniture and Trying to hang pictures and scooch furniture around.


This just sounds like you have ****ty friends. In exchange for a few beers I've gotten moving help easily from buddies
GinaLinetti
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Nothing. being single sucks.


Being single and moving at the same time is a nightmare. ****ing IKEA furniture and Trying to hang pictures and scooch furniture around.


This just sounds like you have ****ty friends. In exchange for a few beers I've gotten moving help easily from buddies


This. I have a friend taking off work to come up and help me move. He will get some beer and free babysitting out of it. I didn't even have to ask. It's what friends do
Madaman
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you all must be poors

if you've been out of college more than say 4 or 5 years, you really should have enough money to hire movers and not be a cheap b-tard
GinaLinetti
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you all must be poors

if you've been out of college more than say 4 or 5 years, you really should have enough money to hire movers and not be a cheap b-tard


**** happens asshat. The point is, friends are awesome
AgEng06
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Like while somebody was washing their hands? Cause I could make an exception for that
This method is probably preferable in Austin. Get to see another man's dick and save water at the same time.
Madaman
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ill give you a pass only because you know my friend.
and you're c/o 05
but i'm still gonna rail on the poors ;-)
GinaLinetti
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Deal.
jr15aggie
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Going back to the OP... seriously, I'm a dude and have never thought about pi$$ing in the sink on a regular basis. I'd like to know the benefits and see if this is something that I'm missing out on.

The only thing I can think of is that after some good lovin (which requires not being single) it takes a while for my soldier to stand down. I typically have to wait several minutes before I can aim down at the toilet... the sink might actually be a good alternative considering I'd rather get it over with and go to sleep.
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My vote so far after 3 years of divorce is pissing in the sink.


Why?


we're men

the world is our urinal


Plus we care about mother earth and conserving her precious water.


I still prefer peeing off the back porch, a gentle breeze across the boys feels wonderful.
marble rye
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jake2011 really doesn't get the GB, does he?
mid90
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A man after my own heart


Yet another thing we agree on? I think it's meant to be.
PrincessButtercup
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Ugh
HBCanine08
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This thread...
HBCanine08
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Nothing. being single sucks.


Being single and moving at the same time is a nightmare. ****ing IKEA furniture and Trying to hang pictures and scooch furniture around.

I would've helped. All you gotta do is ask. I used to work at IKEA.
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Being single isn't so bad. So much time for workouts and work! Gotta look at the positives!

Side note: what type of friends don't help others move or step up when needed. I swear I'm always moving something, someone, or helping out when needed
PrincessButtercup
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Being single isn't so bad. So much time for workouts and work! Gotta look at the positives!

Side note: what type of friends don't help others move or step up when needed. I swear I'm always moving something, someone, or helping out when needed

You might not wanna say that just yet.
marble rye
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Easy to be gung-ho about helping someone move when you are in your 20s. 30s and beyond? Eff that. Hire some college kids and pay them in beer.
Natasha Romanoff
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A man after my own heart


Yet another thing we agree on? I think it's meant to be.
Haha, we don't quite agree there, though it's better than peeing in the sink so I'll take what I can get.
Gigem Trevas
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Poor mid.
mid90
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Poor mid.
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