I was checking the internet to see if A&M might have a
specialty on sale for the Houston Cougars visit today.
I don't think a Collietail would sell so well but maybe
someone can come up with a better idea.

Well, that didn't work so I will explain that the Cougartail is a 16" long
straight maple icing covered donut that will feed a whole family, and
has been a big seller at BYU Cougar games for 20 yrs.