I've posted this before:
I took a public speaking course during my sophomore year at A&M, taught by C. K. Esten, the "Voice of Kyle Field."
One early assignment was to prepare and give a short demonstration talk to the class.
In my talk, I explained and demonstrated how to tune my guitar while wearing my freshly starched Corps khaki uniform.
Another Aggie student (a tall, lanky, red-headed, non-reg, scion of a ranching family, who'd come to the Academic Building that morning in working boots, blue jeans and a cowboy hat) stood up when called upon and walked over to the podium.
He was holding a burlap sack closed with one hand.
Then he pulled a small, live goat out and quickly cut its nuts off.
"That's how you castrate a goat," was all he said with a big, friendly grin.
I don't know who was more surprised, our class, C. K. Esten or that goat.
I agree with having "TEXAS AGGIES" in our end zones.
And having C. K. Esten's voice open every game would be cool too.
BTHO of whomever we play next.
Gig 'em, FAST FRED '65.
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