I'm not really much on human babies, but I do ask that all of you send your T&Ps for the impending destruction of my house.
All my friends are having babies and I make poor decisions
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Last: 8 yr ago by Sean98
Who doesn't love a puppy?
Does not look like his brother and sister. You're gonna have a lot of explaining to do when he grows up.
Assuming his brother and sister don't murder him before the weekend is over of course...
Nice looking pup.
quote:Meh, I tell my kids they better be glad I didn't get a dog before I got married, or they might not be here.
I'm not really much on human babies, but I do ask that all of you send your T&Ps for the impending destruction of my house.
http://www.poeticexpressions.co.uk/POEMS/Dogs%20better%20than%20wives.htm
I already duped the rib into one puppy instead of an offspring, looks like that challenge may be coming up again after only 3.5 short years.
Another one?
I did not want a dog. Also was not ready to have another kid. Settled for getting the dog. Ended up with both.
GSP Pups!!!
New puppy
But, making Human babies is waaay better.....
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But, making Human babies is waaay better.....
Practicing is fun. That's all I'll give you
Real good looking pup
already on carpet so that means it's house broken right?
already on carpet so that means it's house broken right?
I'm fairly certain that your friend's poor decisions are how they got babies.
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Real good looking pup
already on carpet so that means it's house broken right?
Ha! He's 7 weeks old. So no.
Good God, man.
As the owner of a beautiful female GSP, you're crazy.
That said, if I knew you were in the market for one, I would have recommended the breeder I got mine from on this board. His girlfriend (at the time) had an incredible rack. I can't overstate how awesome her boobs were. During the weeks leading up to my picking the pup up, they'd send me pictures of the girlfriend holding her. I had no idea what the dog looked like until we got in the truck to head home.
That said, if I knew you were in the market for one, I would have recommended the breeder I got mine from on this board. His girlfriend (at the time) had an incredible rack. I can't overstate how awesome her boobs were. During the weeks leading up to my picking the pup up, they'd send me pictures of the girlfriend holding her. I had no idea what the dog looked like until we got in the truck to head home.
BTW, I hope your GSP likes fireworks, lightning, and thunder more than my Roxie. $3k in replacing 8' alder doors and $1,200 in subsequent "therapy" makes her an expensive b_tch.
quote:Im all of a sudden ready to get another GSP.
As the owner of a beautiful female GSP, you're crazy.
That said, if I knew you were in the market for one, I would have recommended the breeder I got mine from on this board. His girlfriend (at the time) had an incredible rack. I can't understate how awesome her boobs were. During the weeks leading up to my picking the pup up, they'd send me pictures of the girlfriend holding her. I had no idea what the dog looked like until we got in the truck to head home.
And where are these pics of the pups?
I'm in the market for a GSP now.
Have a (6) year-old all liver colored make, named Hogan.
He is quite possibly the most hyper and horny dog on this Earth. He's renovated our back yard twice but we wouldn't trade for him for anything.
He is quite possibly the most hyper and horny dog on this Earth. He's renovated our back yard twice but we wouldn't trade for him for anything.
quote:You're going to Sierra Brandon Leone to get the HIV and I'm catching grief for a puppy??
Good God, man.
And Dodge, you know damn good and well that I'm a legs man.
quote:I don't pick him up until tomorrow evening. But there will be pics, have no fear. Possibly cute ones, or possibly pics of Puppy Fred (<-- probably need to rework that name now) eating his bones.
And where are these pics of the pups?
How long do you think it will take him to catch up to the weight of your malnourished dog?
quote:quote:I don't pick him up until tomorrow evening. But there will be pics, have no fear. Possibly cute ones, or possibly pics of Puppy Fred (<-- probably need to rework that name now) eating his bones.
And where are these pics of the pups?
Sorry Sean, but the pups I was referring to are the boobs Dodger02 is raving about. He said there was a pic of some ex-GF. That's the pics we want to see (and of course your latest family member too).
I'm efforting to locate them.
Pssst. Amateur. I've got a 10 month old human who still doesn't know how to sleep through the night, and I picked up a 7 week old jack russell yesterday.
I believe Fido is referring to pups of the Sweater variety.
quote:She's finally stopped growing and now that I'm in session and she's cooped up she's putting on some LBs. She's easily over 40 pounds now. Tubby little lard.
How long do you think it will take him to catch up to the weight of your malnourished dog?
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I'm efforting to locate them.
Here's something to consider while we wait.
...and men a reason to ...... what? The suspense is killing me!??
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