TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT sounds batsh*t insane...

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wangus12 said:

Smart move. Kill Bumblebee, everyone's favorite character
Worked so well when Optimus bit it in the original cartoon movie. So well they changed the GI Joe movie from a wide release to a tv miniseries and changed Duke's death to just being bitten.
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Yes Josh Duhamel is in this he's my favorite
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AgsMnn said:

I am still trying to figure out what I just watched.
It's CLEARLY a Hannibal Lecter-narrated Flaming Lips cover band documentary about a three-headed robot dragon, Nazis, medieval wars, Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch, and the Browns current football season.

What do you not get?
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That said, I'm pretty sure that was UNICRON, so I'm obviously in.
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TheEyeGuy said:

wangus12 said:

Smart move. Kill Bumblebee, everyone's favorite character
Worked so well when Optimus bit it in the original cartoon movie. So well they changed the GI Joe movie from a wide release to a tv miniseries and changed Duke's death to just being bitten.
Yep, they're definitely killing off the one character who already has a spin-off movie announced.
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TCTTS said:

AgsMnn said:

I am still trying to figure out what I just watched.
It's CLEARLY a Hannibal Lecter-narrated Flaming Lips cover band documentary about a three-headed robot dragon, Nazis, medieval wars, Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch, and the Browns current football season.

What do you not get?
It's Universe-building by Hasbro.

Brought to you by a script from this man:



"And then the Autobots will have to team up with the Micronauts to recover Excalibur, which has been protected for hundreds of years by members of the Visionaries. Meanwhile, the Decepticons have teamed up with the forces of V.E.N.O.M.....which will tie the movie together with the M.A.S.K. spin-off that comes out later....."
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Hope Excalibur can destroy the autobots for good.
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CJS4715 said:

Hope Excalibur can destroy the autobots for good.
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So now Unicron is here? And what about Galvatron? Pretty sure the plot isn't getting any better!

Of course I'm going to see it though!
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This seems like an appropriate place to post this
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"One hundred billion trillion planets..."


I'm in!
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Why are some of you complaining about the lack of plot shown in the trailer?

It's a Transformer's movie so that trailer actually showed all of the plot.
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dcaggie04 said:

Why are some of you complaining about the lack of plot shown in the trailer?

It's a Transformer's movie so that trailer actually showed all of the plot.
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Just having read the OP ....:

Never have I been so happy to have missed an entire movie franchise. And yes i know the basic premise I've seen enough previews. My son has had it on a few times I've seen parts of it. But never more than a few minutes at a time. Thank god.

Good lord.
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Zombie Jon Snow said:

Just having read the OP ....:

Never have I been so happy to have missed an entire movie franchise. And yes i know the basic premise I've seen enough previews. My son has had it on a few times I've seen parts of it. But never more than a few minutes at a time. Thank god.

Good lord.
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Some of y'all take yourselves too seriously. Fighting Robots from space, y'all.

Stupid fun movies.
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TCTTS said:

That said, I'm pretty sure that was UNICRON, so I'm obviously in.


****ing Unicron is enough to see this......

But Unicron + Evil Optimus + Anthony Hopkins = AMERICA, **** YEAH!!!!
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The only way I'd see this is if Rosie Huntington Whitely and Megan Fox returned in a nude lesbo scene. With or without robots.

Actually I'd still just skip it and wait for the pirated clip to hit the internet.
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Buddy just said the trailer looks like a bunch of Christmas ornaments in a blender.
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TF5 Media Embargo lifted (Spoiler Alert)

I follow this blog and there is a lot of spoilery info about the movie/Transformers Universe contained within. Reading this got me more excited.

You've been warned.
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Quote:

Reading this got me more excited.
Does not compute. How can one get more excited when excitement is limitless? It's A Cybertronian Prime in King Arthur's Court.
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What does not compute is "Hot Rod has a french accent because Bay thought it sounded cool." Dude... a lot of the other stuff I am on board with. Hot Rod as French? Nope.
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TheEyeGuy said:

What does not compute is "Hot Rod has a french accent because Bay thought it sounded cool." Dude... a lot of the other stuff I am on board with. Hot Rod as French? Nope.


Yeah I didn't like that part. I still expect Bay to put his ******baggery stuff in it. I'm so used to it now that I don't let it bother me as much. I can tell that he just goes with what the execs say to do to increase sales. That French market is gonna go bananas over that! Yeah no.
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Stump02 said:

TF5 Media Embargo lifted (Spoiler Alert)

I follow this blog and there is a lot of spoilery info about the movie/Transformers Universe contained within. Reading this got me more excited.

You've been warned.



It sounds like they're cramming 4.5 hours of movie into 2.5 hours. And it didn't seem that great in my
Opinion. I'm betting unicron is being used in the teaser just to get us to buy tickets.
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Decently cool debut poster just released...

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ZOMG

Master Hacker Charlize Theron has clearly written a program that overrides Optimus to turn him evil. Somehow she has also applied it to organic material and is obviously using the same mind control tech on Dom...




This has all been leading up to the crossover event

TRANS-FURIOUS
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Sex Panther said:

TRANS-FURIOUS
that sounds like a documentary about Target bathrooms
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How can we make this franchise appealing? Oh, I know, let's make Optimus Prime complex! Screw Hollywood.
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Sex Panther said:

ZOMG

Master Hacker Charlize Theron has clearly written a program that overrides Optimus to turn him evil. Somehow she has also applied it to organic material and is obviously using the same mind control tech on Dom...




This has all been leading up to the crossover event

TRANS-FURIOUS
I'd watch it...
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hurleyag said:

Sex Panther said:

ZOMG

Master Hacker Charlize Theron has clearly written a program that overrides Optimus to turn him evil. Somehow she has also applied it to organic material and is obviously using the same mind control tech on Dom...




This has all been leading up to the crossover event

TRANS-FURIOUS
I'd watch it...
Sounds like the new name for Optimus would be Optimus Prima in this movie.
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Sex Panther said:

ZOMG

Master Hacker Charlize Theron has clearly written a program that overrides Optimus to turn him evil. Somehow she has also applied it to organic material and is obviously using the same mind control tech on Dom...




This has all been leading up to the crossover event

TRANS-FURIOUS
I'm in!
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Why is the new girl talking to the camera?

Why are robot dinosaurs dumber than robot robots?

Why do the effects look so much worse than the first movie, which came out a decade ago?

Why is Mark Wahlberg?

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TCTTS said:

Why is the new girl talking to the camera?

Why are robot dinosaurs dumber than robot robots?

Why do the effects look so much worse than the first movie, which came out a decade ago?

Why is Mark Wahlberg?


So is that a trailer for the movie or a promotion for the strong proud women of the world since its Women's history month or something
 
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