Date identical twins?

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a43036/identical-plastic-surgery-birth-twins/


and plant your seed into both of them?

If I've been in prison for twenty years and was fall-down drunk on the night of my release......maybe.

What is up with their lashes?

They share a boyfriend AND share a room at mom's house?

Yikes

before they started getting surgery? Would you pre surgery?

sure, why the hell not

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before they started getting surgery? Would you pre surgery?

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You wouldn't, because nailing twins is WRONG and should never even be contemplated!

THIS THIS THIS

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before they started getting surgery? Would you pre surgery?

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You wouldn't, because nailing twins is WRONG and should never even be contemplated!

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I hope no one does it because that would surely bring forth the rapture and I still have some praying to do.

I'd definitely add some plastic to each one of their faces.

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The twins told Perth Now that they are not yet thinking about pregnancy, but when one of them does become pregnant, "We would have to be exactly the sameeven if we went through IVF at the same time," because their bodies need to be exactly the same always.

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That's just psychotic!

And the pic at the top of that article is horrifying!

Only the worst type of perv would wanna get double teamed by hot sisters.

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Date identical twins? Yes
Date those identical twins? No. I'm shallow but I draw the line at no eyebrows

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Some of us have ****ty thyroids that make thick/real eyebrows impossible.

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Date identical twins? Yes
Date those identical twins? No. I'm shallow but I draw the line at no eyebrows

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Some of us have ****ty thyroids that make thick/real eyebrows impossible.

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I don't think that's the issue here.

Yeah but if we try drawing them in or getting them tattooed on, it appears like their issue.

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Yeah but if we try drawing them in or getting them tattooed on, it appears like their issue.

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I would tend to blame the multiple plastic surgeries in this case.

Looks more like identical quadruplets to me.

Date them? No. They aren't pretty. Kick them out of bed? No, they look like they have fun in the sack.

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Date identical twins? Yes
Date those identical twins? No. I'm shallow but I draw the line at no eyebrows

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They apparently draw those lines too.

Wood

I did.

Had 1 date with "Wendy" my junior year of high school. It was fun but there was absolutely no sizzle between us. It was like I was with my sister or something. That summer "Mindy" breaks up with boyfriend. Spring semester of our senior year I went out with "Mindy" twice. She was so different from the girl I thought I knew. I just knew that now that she had broken up with ex-boy and had some time to get over him, we were going to hit it off and possibly fall for each other.

You know how at that age you would visualize what it would be like to date a certain person? Like how your friends and family would like her? And how you two would be as a couple? Complete whiff. I've never been so wrong.

Go on...

You'd have to be in the same room with them. Otherwise, banging them in separate rooms would alter the space-time continuum, as well as totally screw several laws of physics...otherwise screwing up a great porn video.

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Only the worst type of perv would wanna get double teamed by hot sisters.

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Are you a troll or a homo?

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I think we have encountered the very rare homotrollovite.

Word.

These could be yall Mom.