quote:You missed the easy joke here with syphilis.
Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.
quote:You missed the easy joke here with syphilis.
Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.
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Indeed we have
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Indeed we have
oh ****!!
please don't tell me you are son 1 son 2 or son 3
quote:This guy knows whats going on.
1. Tell your girlfriend about her.
2. Watch girlfriend go mama raccoon and show up at your office.
3. Girlfriend will ESP the shat out of married chick with the evil eye.
4. Married chick will basically get wet with the thought of competition, winning, and living dangerous with her own marriage.
5. The innuendo will be palpable.
6. She will ask if girlfriend doesn't like her. You get to take this wherever you want.
You win. Sex will increase as girlfriend protects the homeland. Office chick will turn up the heat in her own psycho world. You get your ego stroked in multiple ways and your natural testosterone levels go through the roof.
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This guy knows whats going on.
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She wants you to be her work husband. That doesn't come with sex, just the crappy parts like listening to her cry about pointless bull****.
hth
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JERRY: You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its
Manage A Trois.
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You only get fired for harassment if you're ****ty at your job. If you're worth what they pay you, they'll slap you on the wrist and push out the other person.
quote:The human mind is just a game to you, and it's hilariously entertaining.
1. Tell your girlfriend about her.
2. Watch girlfriend go mama raccoon and show up at your office.
3. Girlfriend will ESP the shat out of married chick with the evil eye.
4. Married chick will basically get wet with the thought of competition, winning, and living dangerous with her own marriage.
5. The innuendo will be palpable.
6. She will ask if girlfriend doesn't like her. You get to take this wherever you want.
You win. Sex will increase as girlfriend protects the homeland. Office chick will turn up the heat in her own psycho world. You get your ego stroked in multiple ways and your natural testosterone levels go through the roof.
quote:Or the syphilis
Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.
quote:5 hours late with that jokequote:Or the syphilis
Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.
quote:quote:5 hours late with that jokequote:Or the syphilis
Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.
quote:Yes. Rule 1 or it isn't real. Of the office sloot and the former mentioned girlfriend.
I don't know why anyone is still giving him advice.... I'm still waiting on Rule 1. Also need another picture when she picks up the paper.
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She got big cans?
She's actually underwhelming in that department but she plenty of booty.
quote:Maybe because it wasn't a dream to that person after all. Life is a collection of all the little insignificant things that don't seem to matter until they do.
People sell their dreams for small desires constantly.