quote:

---

Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.

---

You missed the easy joke here with syphilis.

quote:

---

Indeed we have

---

oh ****!!

please don't tell me you are son 1 son 2 or son 3

quote:

---

quote:

---

Indeed we have

---

oh ****!!

please don't tell me you are son 1 son 2 or son 3

---

This sounds like a great opportunity to pitch a 3some to the GF.

Inform GF of said woman
Describe said woman to GF
Politely tell GF you want to bang said woman but only if she joins (remember you're the nice who hasn't taken any action without first asking his GF to join)
Profit?????
Start looking for a new job

I think it'd worth it. But remember that she is from Tech so double that ish.

quote:

---

1. Tell your girlfriend about her.
2. Watch girlfriend go mama raccoon and show up at your office.
3. Girlfriend will ESP the shat out of married chick with the evil eye.
4. Married chick will basically get wet with the thought of competition, winning, and living dangerous with her own marriage.
5. The innuendo will be palpable.
6. She will ask if girlfriend doesn't like her. You get to take this wherever you want.

You win. Sex will increase as girlfriend protects the homeland. Office chick will turn up the heat in her own psycho world. You get your ego stroked in multiple ways and your natural testosterone levels go through the roof.

---

This guy knows whats going on.

quote:

---

This guy knows whats going on.

---

Amazes me how many men miss opportunities like this.

quote:

---

She wants you to be her work husband. That doesn't come with sex, just the crappy parts like listening to her cry about pointless bull****.

hth

---

I think this is it.... Eff that noise

quote:

---

JERRY: You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its

Manage A Trois.

---

quote:

---

You only get fired for harassment if you're ****ty at your job. If you're worth what they pay you, they'll slap you on the wrist and push out the other person.

---

Tell me you are trolling.

I have seen the soon to be CEO of a 45 billion dollar company let go.

Also seen multiple EVPs of a 40 billion dollar company let go.

I don't know why anyone is still giving him advice.... I'm still waiting on Rule 1. Also need another picture when she picks up the paper.

quote:

---

1. Tell your girlfriend about her.
2. Watch girlfriend go mama raccoon and show up at your office.
3. Girlfriend will ESP the shat out of married chick with the evil eye.
4. Married chick will basically get wet with the thought of competition, winning, and living dangerous with her own marriage.
5. The innuendo will be palpable.
6. She will ask if girlfriend doesn't like her. You get to take this wherever you want.

You win. Sex will increase as girlfriend protects the homeland. Office chick will turn up the heat in her own psycho world. You get your ego stroked in multiple ways and your natural testosterone levels go through the roof.

---

The human mind is just a game to you, and it's hilariously entertaining.

Studies show 78% of Naughty America pronos start this way.

Are you a screenwriter?

quote:

---

Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.

---

Or the syphilis

quote:

---

quote:

---

Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.

---

Or the syphilis

---

5 hours late with that joke

quote:

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.

---

Or the syphilis

---

5 hours late with that joke

---

Incubation period of syphilis as well.

quote:

---

I don't know why anyone is still giving him advice.... I'm still waiting on Rule 1. Also need another picture when she picks up the paper.

---

Yes. Rule 1 or it isn't real. Of the office sloot and the former mentioned girlfriend.

Just fake his death.

It was over on the first reply

Bonfire gets a blue star.

Three some with both of the office ladies is the only correct answer.

quote:

---

quote:

---

She got big cans?

---

She's actually underwhelming in that department but she plenty of booty.

---

whooty

NEVER EAT WHERE YOU ISH!!!!

(That being said I would need to see some Rule #1s on both of them as I do not work there and therefor the my rule doesn't apply to me)

Edit because I realized I was letting you off the Rule #1 on the GF too!!!

Damn OP we have rules around here. You just broke the first 1 three friggin' times

I'm actually at work right now.

The guy I'm working with right now brought this up earlier to me. Apparently I'm not the only one in the office that's noticing her interest in me. I'm really not sure how to handle this.

He told me to bang her and if she wants to spill the beans ruin her marriage. I think that's bad advice.

Solid advice, but not as good as "Rule 1 that!!!"

This dxdy has gone on long enough. It never happened.

Don't **** where you eat. If you're the type to learn the hard way, learn it now while you're single.

I've seen this happen so many times and they never work out. They destroy marriages, sometimes client relationships, sometimes careers.

People sell their dreams for small desires constantly.

quote:

---

People sell their dreams for small desires constantly.

---

Maybe because it wasn't a dream to that person after all. Life is a collection of all the little insignificant things that don't seem to matter until they do.

I make it a point not to dip my pen in company ink. But since you brought it up, it suggests to me that you're thinking about nailing her which is something you tell your buddies and not the GB.

Either way, a person like her has a flashing sign on her forehead that reads, "BAS, run away"!

Nevertheless, you could always check her BAS level by agreeing to have lunch with her just to see, "how far the rabbit hole goes". It's just lunch plus it would be fun to tease her right back.

Never **** around with women at work, they will get you fired in a heartbeat

Stop making advances towards her:

http://texags.com/forums/12/topics/2653455/replies

Did you make two profiles?

Well I guess they must be gay if you think the two threads are related in any way other than one being a play off the other

It's been over a week and nobody has banged this chick yet?