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What's the most white trash thing you've ever witnessed?
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My wife's family puts Miracle Whip on sandwiches and burgers
That I've witnessed first hand? Probably the time my extended family filled a Chevette with tires, put it in a pit, surrounded it with more tires, and lit the lot of it on fire.
Was that an actual story or a metaphor for the Big XII?
A chick in Austin with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was wearing a NASCAR halter top shirt, hair bun with rubber bands and drinking a 16 oz Keystone Light. She was crying and screaming, "Leave President Jeffry alone." Her Pillsbury doughboy son had on camouflage crocs and was drinking a 2 liter Mountain Dew Red.
They were taking down the confederate statute of Jefferson Davis at tu.
They were taking down the confederate statute of Jefferson Davis at tu.
Fat lady in a minivan rocking out to Redneck Woman in Klamath Falls, Oregon. Fat ass was singing with the windows rolled down like she was on American Idol. Peeled out of the grocery store parking lot and flipped me off for looking at her.
my wife has been drinking rose on ice out of Styrofoam cups lately.
overalls with no shirt
female spitting dip spit
dirty ass baseball hat that's never been washed (fishing hook included)
Someone liking redneck yacht club
someone dropping the n-word
All A&M related.
female spitting dip spit
dirty ass baseball hat that's never been washed (fishing hook included)
Someone liking redneck yacht club
someone dropping the n-word
All A&M related.
Was picking up lunch the other day and some real skanky ho came in wearing a xxxl longhorn shirt, and sweat pants pulled over her FUPA up to her tits and $2 sandals. She looked to be early 20s but her teeth were rotting out and her hair was greasy and stringy. She walked in and walked passed me and then it hit me. This god awful smell that I couldn't quite place but was also vaguely familiar. After putting the puzzle together I determined it was her snatch and I got my food and noped the hell outta there.
Back in my LEO days, get called to a trailer park out in the middle of nowhere on a domestic, husband chasing wife with large knife. This place was not on any of our maps. Pull up, the park is 3 trailers sharing the same electric and water meter and running open sewage out the back. Quickly find the guy passed out underneath a pine tree with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a bowie knife in the other. After arresting him, I am getting statements from his wife and neighbors.
Me: How long have they been married
Neighbor 1: Ahhh since December, but they have know each other much longer.
Me: How long?
Neighbor 2: Well, lets see, he moved in with his Dad in that trailer 2 years ago right after his Dad married the victim.
Me: Excuse me?
Neighbor 1: Yeah she divorced his Dad, who still lives with them, and married the son.
Neighbor 2: Yep, we are from Arkansas and that is even ****ed up by our standards.
Me: How long have they been married
Neighbor 1: Ahhh since December, but they have know each other much longer.
Me: How long?
Neighbor 2: Well, lets see, he moved in with his Dad in that trailer 2 years ago right after his Dad married the victim.
Me: Excuse me?
Neighbor 1: Yeah she divorced his Dad, who still lives with them, and married the son.
Neighbor 2: Yep, we are from Arkansas and that is even ****ed up by our standards.
I wear a toe ring. Is that still white trash?
Those longwhorn cheerleaders are indeed nasty.
Scimi and slicer trying to reenact the cowboy in the back of the truck scene from "The Cowboy Way" in the parking lot of THe Hall of Fame
It's a toss-up between my family reunion in Arkansas and the other one in Mississippi.
Beer can bongs
Meth
Heading out to the crick on Friday and Saturday nights to spear garr
Meth
Heading out to the crick on Friday and Saturday nights to spear garr
I've seen people go to Cracker Barrel
Last weekend I was in the army I got drunk and slept in a tree house. They were Hispanic though. Not sure if that counts
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I've seen people go to Cracker Barrel
Probably not the most WT thing I've ever seen, but today I was driving through rural Nebraska and I saw a pregnant young woman smoking a cigarette and walking a small child home from the bus stop.
quote:ha, you're in nebraska!
Probably not the most WT thing I've ever seen, but today I was driving through rural Nebraska and I saw a pregnant young woman smoking a cigarette and walking a small child home from the bus stop.
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My wife's family puts Miracle Whip on sandwiches and burgers
My uncle's wife. Next question?
My brother's first wife pulls a pack of cigarettes and a lighter out of her boobs once they walk out of the church where they got married.
You've seen my threads about cousin weddings right?
Excluding your family
I spent a weekend in Lafayette once
Invited to go deer hunting when I was 12 or 13 by a friend of the family, so we pile up into his truck at 3am and travel down this dirt road in East Texas, old man said we had to stop and ask permission to run dogs on the property. Go into this "house" and talk to the owner and he said we could hunt...blah blah blah. In the meantime, about 10 people come piling out of this one room and I was like WTF....
Eventually able to peek into the room and it was just hay on the floor......(for some reason my brain couldn't process the hay on their clothes and hair).
On the way home we had to stop and thank them again and we were invited for supper. They had no kitchen and cooked everything outside, every single item of food had complete leaves in them.
Eventually able to peek into the room and it was just hay on the floor......(for some reason my brain couldn't process the hay on their clothes and hair).
On the way home we had to stop and thank them again and we were invited for supper. They had no kitchen and cooked everything outside, every single item of food had complete leaves in them.
quote:quote:ha, you're in nebraska!
Probably not the most WT thing I've ever seen, but today I was driving through rural Nebraska and I saw a pregnant young woman smoking a cigarette and walking a small child home from the bus stop.
I <3 Nebraska! I'd move here if I could.
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That I've witnessed first hand? Probably the time my extended family filled a Chevette with tires, put it in a pit, surrounded it with more tires, and lit the lot of it on fire.
Any chance u tuned this? That sounds all sum.
Visiting colleges with my son. Going north on I5 in northern Cali we see a jacked up Dodge pickup with (in giant letters on the back window of the cab):
"I'd rather be Cummin than Stroking" with the cartoon Calvin figure peeing on a Ford logo. Looked at the guy driving it as we passed him and he looked sorta like Larry the Cable guy. It wasn't, but similar cut off shirt etc. I expect to see idiots like that in backwoods Idaho...but northern California? Real freakin classy.
"I'd rather be Cummin than Stroking" with the cartoon Calvin figure peeing on a Ford logo. Looked at the guy driving it as we passed him and he looked sorta like Larry the Cable guy. It wasn't, but similar cut off shirt etc. I expect to see idiots like that in backwoods Idaho...but northern California? Real freakin classy.
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That I've witnessed first hand? Probably the time my extended family filled a Chevette with tires, put it in a pit, surrounded it with more tires, and lit the lot of it on fire.
Any chance u tuned this? That sounds all sum.
Nah, most of us were too drunk to work a camera.
somebody cleaned up after painting in the dumpster once.
Their walls were white.
Their walls were white.
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