2009 Rangers/Astros GB bet and smack talking thread

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The Cranium Ag
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i know her, sweet
txagfred04
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GOD DAMMIT JONES!
Arnie Grape
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Andruw Jones homers again!



sorry Cranium.
The Cranium Ag
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i'm' live now.

powpowpowpowopwopwopwop
Arnie Grape
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Lol Marlon Byrd pwning noobs.
txagfred04
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AND **** YOU BYRD!
Jimmy McNulty
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Fred...you helped me out a whole lot posting the link to the thread i posted on.....HOME RUN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLON!!!!
The Cranium Ag
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hank barely missed that one too.
vette
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8-1

wow
txagfred04
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washington has a long way to go to get back to the 30 runs/game they were at
Jimmy McNulty
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STFU Fred..
Jerzzy
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ok ill admit, rangers are going to win this one tonight

astros just need to keep on winning
Wyoming Aggie
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Astros blow deek
Jerzzy
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wow awesome cut down rock, good job
Wyoming Aggie
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Thanks just had to throw that out there.
toucan82
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AM I LATE FOR THE FIRST PLACE TEXAS RANGERS FAN CIRCLEJERK?!??!11
toucan82
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I jinxed them.
terradactylexpress
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wop wop
txagfred04
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way to stay awake and watch your team rangers fans. you won't see jones break your club record, but you might seen matthews get his 1000th.
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
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still here, beer in hand.
nai06
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POW!
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
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first place texas rangers.
toucan82
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POWPOW
terradactylexpress
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yawn. all star break is around the corner. enjoy it while you can
ac04
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we are.
toucan82
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I'm glad you people went extinct
terradactylexpress
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The Cranium Ag
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Legit shot at having 50+ wins by the all-star game.

That's about a 95+ pace (quick mental math and no calculator)

The Stros will have to need a solid 50-30ish record from here on out to match that.

powpow
toucan82
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I'm glad you aren't dead, dino
Jerzzy
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The stros can do it!!
The Cranium Ag
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with what pitching, jerzzy.

you realize that they *should* be sellers at the trade deadline. If they can get any sort of package of prospects for Oswalt (and he waives his NT clause) they should take it.

Same goes for Berkman, Lee, or Tejada.

The stros need to scrap it and rebuild with Pence being the cornerstone of that franchise.
gougler08
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With the NL Central being the ****hole division that it is, sadly the Astros actually have a decent shot at being contenders come playoff time. I agree they should be sellers, but we all know they won't. I'm just praying they don't sell off any of the remaining farm talent we have this season

[This message has been edited by gougler08 (edited 7/9/2009 8:26a).]
The Cranium Ag
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The NL central is crap - agreed. But they should start building long term...don't trade what very very few prospects you have to make a run at a division you likely won't win (nor the wild card) and even in the very unlikely event that you did, you'd get swept by the Dodgers.

Sell now, build your farm, accept crapiness for this year and next, and rebuild.

F'n A, I should be a GM
terradactylexpress
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Cranium, last i checked the astros are only a handful of games behind the rangers.
The Cranium Ag
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Last I checked, the Rangers were leading their division, while the Astros were in 5th.

The Rangers are also 17-5 against their own division while the Astros are 17-24.

Rangers Division: 75% teams above .500
Astros Division: 33% teams above .500

The Assblows will have to go through St Louis (laugh), Milwaukee (doubtful), Chicago (possibly) and Cincinnati (likely) to win the penant.

SF or Colorado or a team from the NL East will win the Wildcard.

The odds of them overcoming all of this is somewhere near the odds of Debbie having sex this week and Nigarsarus_Rex not being banned.
 
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