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11:31p, 5/4/24
I think I saw a poster today at the HEB. He smiled and waved and tried to make small talk. But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows. If that was you hi.
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AggieArchitect04
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11:36p, 5/4/24
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How do you know it was a poster?
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 11:40p, 5/4/24
Because random people don't start talking to you like they know you.
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In reply to Lex • 12:11a, 5/5/24
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My mother in law does
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 12:26a, 5/5/24
To you, yes, I'm sure she does. I bet she does know you.
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In reply to Lex • 12:30a, 5/5/24
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It was good seeing you again.
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In reply to Agasaurus Tex • 12:33a, 5/5/24
Agasaurus Tex said:
It was good seeing you again.

I wish it was you. I woulda seen you across the store and ran up to you like a golden retriever.
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In reply to Lex • 12:43a, 5/5/24
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Lol. I would have bought the golden retriever a beer.
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In reply to Agasaurus Tex • 12:44a, 5/5/24
You're too good to me.
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In reply to Lex • 12:48a, 5/5/24
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Bedtime for me. Take care, my friend.
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In reply to Agasaurus Tex • 12:50a, 5/5/24
Love you!
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In reply to Lex • 6:57a, 5/5/24
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Lex said:
But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows.
this is nuts. This kid is allowed to be so bad that it can't behave in a store without sugar bribery?!
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In reply to Lex • 8:12a, 5/5/24
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Lex said:
I think I saw a poster today at the HEB. He smiled and waved and tried to make small talk. But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows. If that was you hi.
I wasn't attempting to speak to you. It was the good-looking blonde standing behind you. Thanks for screwing things up. She was about to acknowledge me and when you butted in she thought I was playing for the other team.

MYB
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In reply to Al Bula • 8:37a, 5/5/24
Al Bula said:
Lex said:
But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows.
this is nuts. This kid is allowed to be so bad that it can't behave in a store without sugar bribery?!


Positive reinforcement.

The kid now knows that if they act like a shrieking eel, they get treats.
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9:04a, 5/5/24
She wasn't bad yet. I had her calm. But she was getting anxious and ready to be out. We avoided the ape*****
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9:46a, 5/5/24
Sounds like the kid has you trained pretty well
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In reply to toucan82 • 9:53a, 5/5/24
I won't disagree. I let her say "bad words" like buttcrack and feed her marshmallows. I only have boys. So having girls to spoil is fun.
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Philo B 93
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11:37a, 5/5/24
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?
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In reply to Philo B 93 • 11:40a, 5/5/24
Philo B 93 said:
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?


You when you see someone you recognize and you light up? That. There's a look. Excitement. Their eyes say,"it's you!"
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In reply to Lex • 11:48a, 5/5/24
I see someone from this site pretty often and I'm pretty sure my eyes don't light up.
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11:51a, 5/5/24
Well, not being excited to see them is totes different.
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In reply to Lex • 12:47p, 5/5/24
Lex said:
Philo B 93 said:
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?


You when you see someone you recognize and you light up? That. There's a look. Excitement. Their eyes say,"it's you!"


Sounds like spotting a minor celebrity, like a local weather girl or the second string Aggie quarterback. Pretty cool.
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In reply to Philo B 93 • 12:50p, 5/5/24
I enjoy when posters see me out and say hi. I just felt bad because O want being a toe.
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1:25p, 5/5/24
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If I saw Lex at my HEB, I'd run over to her like a Labrador, my tail wagging my whole body.
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In reply to The Chicken Ranch • 1:40p, 5/5/24
I do love Labradors.
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4:57a, 5/7/24
How do you people know what each other looks like?

I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.
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5:39a, 5/7/24
Another successful texags meatup!
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In reply to Baron von Bulsh • 6:49a, 5/7/24
Baron von Bulsh said:
How do you people know what each other looks like?

I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.


The Post A Pic of yourself thread.
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In reply to Baron von Bulsh • 9:16a, 5/7/24
We have a selfie thread.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 3:50a, 5/8/24
maroon barchetta said:
Baron von Bulsh said:
How do you people know what each other looks like?

I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.


The Post A Pic of yourself thread.
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In reply to The Chicken Ranch • 9:01a, 5/8/24
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If I saw Lex at my HEB, I'd run over to her like a Labrador, my tail wagging my whole body.


But would you mount and hump her like a Labrador?
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11:34a, 5/8/24
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11:38a, 5/8/24
You people are wild.
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