Wild Camels

It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Gaza day
I was out choppin' figs and my brother was all 'Allah be praised'
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the Hamas feast
And Mama hollered out the tent door "y'all remember to curse the infidel beast"
And then she said "I got some news this mornin' from the Bay Ridge"
Today Mahmoud Abbas jumped off the Suez Canal Bridge.

Mecca

Mecca I am coming home

"Workin Man Blews" Merle Haggard

"Bombs Without End, praise allah" - George Strait

"Where the Brown Sand Glows" - Tim McGraw

"What a Hole You've Put in My Head" - Ronnie Milsap

"Hairy Ass Shiites" - Jerry Jeff

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"Baby's Got Her Bomb Belt On"


Down on the corner, by the humus stand,
everybody's runnin', as she goes by,
they turn their heads and they, scream in terror till she's gone.

Allah have mercy, Baby's got her blue bomb belt on!

Up by the burning bus, and across smoking tires,
they close their windows, while she goes walking, tickin' like an alarm clock.

Allah help us, baby's got her blue bomb belt on!

[CHORUS]
She can't help it if she's packed with C4,
she's not to blame if they run away,
she ain't really tryin' to cause a scene,
it just comes naturally, nah , the girls gonna blow up.

Well up on main street, by the camel carcass,
there's a crowd of dead people, and a traffic jam,
she don't look back, her head is on the next block,

Allah have mercy, baby's got her blue bomb belt on!

If You Ain't Muslim (You Ain't Livin')

I GRAB MY KEFFIYEH AND I TIE IT BACK
I ROPE THE CAMEL OR RIDE A YAK
WITH 50 DINARS AND A FLASK OF ARAK

MY THAWB IS FADED AND MY SANDALS ARE BROWN
I STAND FOR ALLAH AND I BOMB MY GROUND
AINT NOTHIN GONNA HOLD ME BACK
WITH 50 DINARS AND A FLASK OF ARAK

ISRAELIS LOCK YOUR DAUGHTERS UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
ME AND YASSIR ARE DRINKIN', FEELIN KINDA MEAN
WE'RE IN THE MOOD TO HEAR SOME BOMBS N FLAK
WITH 50 DINARS AND A FLASK OF ARAK

Aruf, Aruf, Aruf Is On Fire!

Live Until Dubai

This is awesome.

"I Can Stone You Like That" - John Michael Montgomery

Jack Ingram- She's a burqa doll (buuuuurrrrqqqaaaa dolll!!!!!)

Yeah she's real good lookin, but you can't tell at all!

"These Boots Were Made For Throwing"

i was drunk
the day my mom
got out of GITMO

and i went
to pick her up
in the sand

but before i could
get to the station
on camel-back

she got runned over
by an Abrams tank

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i was drunk
the day my mom
got out of GITMO

and i went
to pick her up
in the sand

but before i could
get to the station
on camel-back

she got runned over
by an Abrams tank

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I was just working on one just like this. Kudos to you!

Just the good 'ol Martyrs
Always meaning some harm
Beats all you ever saw
Breakin' internat'l law
Since the day they was born

Blasting Hotels, mineing the fields
Someday the mountain might get 'em
but G-Dub never will

Making explosives
the only way they know how
Thats just a little bit more
than the UN will allow

Just the good 'ol Martyrs
Wouldn't change if they could
Fightin' the infidels
Like a true modern day Muhammad

why didn't i open this thread earlier today?

Way up north, (North To Al Akbar.)
Way up north, (North To Al Akbar.)
North to Al Akbar,
They're goin' North, the build up is on.
North to Al Akbar,
They're goin' North, troop build up is on.

Al Sadr left Fallujah in the year of '04,
With Amir, his partner, and brother, Hussein, too.
They crossed the Tigris River and found the whole 4thID,
Below that old sand dune just a little south-east of Najaf.

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She stole my heart, so I cut off her hand

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NICE!

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Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Kung Pow boys.

I wanna go home with the arab

"Crazy" by Patsy Cline

Live like you were dying (from a laser guided bomb)

Southbound 35 Virgins

Caught up in Yu

Chinese New Years Day

You never even called me by my name (Hakeem Muhammad)

Oh yes they call him the Sheik boogety boogety - Ray Stevens

Scimitar Wind - John Anderson

I Shiite the Sheriff





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The war goes on forever, and the jihad never ends

don't let your babies blow up to get virgins

"Who's Gonna Light Their Shoes" George Jones

"Kaababoy Take Me Away" Dixie Chicks


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EPIC.

How bout some Merle Haggard...sung to the tune of "working man"

"I'm just a Bombin' man, that just what I'd do.
keep on a bombing.

Bombing through and through,...

I'm just bombing.

That's just what I'd do...

Keep on bombing, yeah keep on bombing....

That's what I'd just do...

Keep on BOMBING....

Until they think they're through, then

KEEP ON BOMBING....

I am forwarding this entire thread to all my music business friends. I am practically crying with laughter.

Judah Reason God Made Al Jazeera

Landminer's Daughter