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LIST-EATER!!!!!! if you camped out for tix...then you know about her

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wheelskjm
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well i decided to go campout with everyone else out in front of kyle field tuesday afternoon. I had a blast. Candy 95 came out there and brought an assload of pizzas from pappa john's and coach fran and wife came out there and took a roll call and a whole bunch of pictures. Well anyways it was nearing 5:30 am (i was asleep), and i wake up and hear this guy talking behind our tent saying "Window 8, we need everyone that was on window 8 to come up to check in, some girl ate the list!"

At this point i jolted upright and though i had one of those extended dreams...but no, some fat ugly skanky ***** got in front of the ticket lines at 5 am and when we started to assemble to get in the official lines, she said she waited for 2 hours! so she was NOT moving. Then she said the list wasnt university sanctioned and she was "right with god" and SWALLOWED THE LIST


WHO DOES THAT!??!
well i think the batt got a picture of her, so if you see her on campus throw **** at her....i mean literal ****. like pretend you are a chimp at the zoo. She deserves it.


besides that, camping out was a freaking blast, if you are a current student and you havent done it yet you should do it, everyone was enjoying themselves.




oh...yeah i forgot to say

IM GOIN COTTON PICKIN BABY!!!!






"There's a spirit, can ne'er be told...."
Kels
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You're too late...http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=393090&forum_id=5
wheelskjm
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yeah i saw....
StabStab
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Props though for making it clear she was a fat ugly skank in the original post.
Kels
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Why did the other one get taken down?

That's CRAZY!
wheelskjm
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i do what i can with the material i got
boogieman
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Other topic got deleted?
Showstopper
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Why did the other thread go away? This is the most interesting topic on Texags right now, and it isn't even close.
HarvardHouse00
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Fun-haters!!
wheelskjm
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aw wtf....seriously
yeahtoast
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I got deleted.

uhh huuuuuuuhh huuuuuuuuh



"And even now the axe is laid to the root of the tress. therefore every tree which does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." -Matthew 3:10
TDAggie
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Next is a girl who loves trees.
She's big and loud and likes football.

She's...a list eater!

NOW THAT'S CRAZY!
Kels
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Maybe it was the threats. Ax, throwing poo, stuff like that. Damn, that was a great thread!
wheelskjm
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what i was about to say on the other post

i dont think she actually ATE the paper, she just held it up to one of her double chins and it pretty much just absorbed into her body....strangest thing i ever saw'd
bobinator
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I'm the guy that was doing the mock interview. The night before we were just going around to tents talking to people and making up all these wild stories about how the camp was devided in two. Anyway so it was our mock documnetary.

Well after recieving news in the tent that some ACTUALLY ATE THE EFFIN LIST!!! we had to go get the camera to work. So we started interviewing people about what they thought and we got a great shot of her speech then when Coach Fran came by with the donuts I walked up and asked him "Coach Fran, what do you think about people eating lists" And he looked at our camera and goes "I say eat Donuts, not lists! Beat the Hell outta UT"

IT WAS AWESOME
Keegan99
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As I said on the other thread, she'll really enjoy her time at the game, standing around all the people she royally pissed off.
Showstopper
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I'm going to eat her children.

[/mike tyson]

Did anyone not get tickets that otherwise would have but for her?
bobinator
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We won't know for a while but we were at the top of list ATE i mean... 8. And everyone made it back into the original order. Besides her it went off great. But I mean obviously at some point she got tickets that other people would have had.
Showstopper
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bob,

You've got to get that posted somewhere, the video.
jpb9730
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Something similar to this happened in the early 1990s for tickets to the t.u. game in Austin. They had this list that people signed up for and then eventually no one used it and the university sold tickets to whoever was in line (sucked because we were all sleeping on the list). I am surprised the whole list thing is still happening. Good Luck and I hope you were able to get your place back.

Ags #1
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How come nobody stopped her from eating the list. I guess the lists are just post on the ticket windows?
1876er
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seriously bob, do us all a favor and get that video on teh net.....
yeahtoast
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Regardless of threats....I'm carrying my handle around campus from here on out.


But seriously...I can't believe that someone would even do this. It's like one of those things you sit around with your friends if you're too lazy to go buy tickets and joke about doing. No one actually ever does it!

On a related note, a guy showed up in line 10 and stood in front of the window to buy tickets after not camping out and said he'd sue if anyone touched him.

He also got tickets first.
1876er
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The lists are just taped on the ticket windows so people can sign up.
Oh Four Five
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I think they might have been little scared of stopping her. They may have lost a hand trying.
1876er
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I didn't see that guy.....I woulda have whooped is ass anyways so he couldn't remember me. And if he did take me to court I'd whoop Joe Jamails ass in court for representing another low life.

[This message has been edited by 1876er (edited 12/9/2004 9:34a).]
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quote:
Then she said...she was "right with god" and...
That's too funny. I'm sure to keep cosmic balance with regard to political stereotypes, at Berkeley, the people camping out for bowl tickets got screwed because the guy in charge of the list used it to roll a fattie.
wheelskjm
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yeah i guess it was a great idea and all and way to get tickets first...but you have the entire student section pissed at you for the entire game


i say we try to make enuogh of a ruckus that camera crews come over and interview someone and we tell the whole story on national tv

that would be classic
bobinator
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Yeah she looked pretty hungry, I tried to get Fran to offer her the donut box after it was empty. As soon as we get the video edited (we had some extra stuff on there for choir) then I'll try to get it posted on here.

wheelskjm
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pass it back ags (pretend to shove something in your mouth)

BEAT THE HELL OUT OF LISTEATER!

whoop91
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I still call b.s.

Just cause you ate the list does not put you in front. A lot of angry campers would put the wood to you. Plus, if I was minding the ticket window and you ate my list, you would be the last person I gave tickets too.
Gig-Em03
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No one will beat the s*** out of a girl. If it was some dude he'd be in the hospital right now.
Oh Four Five
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91,

Believe what you'd like, but this is a completely true story. I probably wouldn't believe it either if I wasn't there.
bobinator
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I think if it would have been a guy, he would have been OWNED. But as it was a female power-eater I think everyone was afraid. But hey I still got my tix.
yeahtoast
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It was one of those shock-and-awe things.

I really think no one knew how to handle it just because of how bogus it actually was.



"And even now the axe is laid to the root of the tress. therefore every tree which does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." -Matthew 3:10
 
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