1 cHornicles 16:47-50
"And Tyrone delivered them from the Baptists, and there was peace and hope in the forty acres many days. But, again the Horns forgot the Core Values and did what was evil in the sight of the Chuck. The people of Horn saw the coming Catholics and cried out to Chuck, saying "Who will throw the ball and deliver us from the hands of the Catholics?"
Now there was a woman, who's husband was barren. She went to the Chuck and offered him her only Movado. And Chuck said to her: "Behold, I will come upon you and you shall conceive and bear a son. Therefore, be careful to follow the Core Values and eat no unclean cookie cakes. Then, before the child is old enough to drink strong drink or put a razor to his face, he shall deliver the people of Horn from the hands of the Catholics." And the woman named her son Shane, and he followed the Core Values all of his days.
Behold, when the allotted time had passed, Chuck anointed Shane to lead the Horns against the Catholics. The Chuck dazzled them with 18-wheelers and confused them with his speech. And the Chuck's priests raised up field judges to protect the people from calls of targeting. Behold, Shane defeated the Catholics and delivered the people of Horn from the hands of the Overrated."
And it was so.
"And Tyrone delivered them from the Baptists, and there was peace and hope in the forty acres many days. But, again the Horns forgot the Core Values and did what was evil in the sight of the Chuck. The people of Horn saw the coming Catholics and cried out to Chuck, saying "Who will throw the ball and deliver us from the hands of the Catholics?"
Now there was a woman, who's husband was barren. She went to the Chuck and offered him her only Movado. And Chuck said to her: "Behold, I will come upon you and you shall conceive and bear a son. Therefore, be careful to follow the Core Values and eat no unclean cookie cakes. Then, before the child is old enough to drink strong drink or put a razor to his face, he shall deliver the people of Horn from the hands of the Catholics." And the woman named her son Shane, and he followed the Core Values all of his days.
Behold, when the allotted time had passed, Chuck anointed Shane to lead the Horns against the Catholics. The Chuck dazzled them with 18-wheelers and confused them with his speech. And the Chuck's priests raised up field judges to protect the people from calls of targeting. Behold, Shane defeated the Catholics and delivered the people of Horn from the hands of the Overrated."
And it was so.
