quote:Sup ladies, just got back from crossfit, muffin top should be gone in a couple weeks.
Wescott Eberts sure is mad
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quote:"Was just passing by on my way to the gym. Either of you like the new Point Break?"
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quote:Look at those glasses...what a ****gotquote:"Was just passing by on my way to the gym. Either of you like the new Point Break?"
You don't think he could take fivehead home with him?
quote:"I'm wearing this Sox hat to make me look more gangsta... and keep attention off my flabby breasts"
quote:quote:I saw that hashtag on a sign being carried by one of those leftist millennial **** bags while holding a dildo in the other hand big enough to club a full grown silverback gorilla to death.quote:Read that as "Cock Snot Glocks". That would have been a messy student protest.
#cocksnotglocks
I'm sure mom and dad are very proud of their precious little broke back snowflake.
Dildos out for harambe?
quote:"You gals ever been to Thorndale, TX? I have a good friend that lives in the area and drives a car named Lil' Bevo"
Certainly POTD material!!!
quote:Certainly POTD material!!!!!quote:"You gals ever been to Thorndale, TX? I have a good friend that lives in the area and drives a car named Lil' Bevo"
quote:quote:"Was just passing by on my way to the gym. Either of you like the new Point Break?"
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"You gals ever been to Thorndale, TX? I have a good friend that lives in the area and drives a car named Lil' Bevo"
He needs to use some of Shannon's synthol.
"Don't let my f--ggot look fool you, ladies... I know some sports trivia sh--t."
"Am I the only one who thinks these daquiris are a little strong?"
quote:"I was in the #CocksNotGlocks protest and I'm still sore."
that dude has the face of a gomer macaulay culkin, the body of a 13 year old boy, and a brain that makes geoff look smart.
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I'm not surprise that in a completely different thread about someone having a peen in his mouth, Duck Patrol somehow focuses on me. Totally normal.
So a 50 year old bald ****** who makes wreaths for a living is saying I'm not normal? The same dude who went on vacation and filmed himself drinking a blue moon in a hammock just so he could post it on here. Better get your posting in now before the wreath season hits peak level.
You forgot about sending out spam emails as a side business!!!!
He calls himself a professional scout. That guy has never played a contact sport in his life and he thinks he's an evaluator of talent. Comical.
"He calls himself a professional scout. That guy has never played a contact sport in his life and he thinks he's an evaluator of talent. Comical."
So you are saying that he aspires to be the next ketch Ketchum. Set your sights higher, wescott.
So you are saying that he aspires to be the next ketch Ketchum. Set your sights higher, wescott.
It's not everyday that you see someone who wants to grow up to be a bean bag
http://www.burntorangenation.com/2016/9/20/12992140/kent-perkins-texas-longhorns-offensive-line
Nice article Wescott. Any updates to it you might need to make?
Perkins got a DWI last night
Nice article Wescott. Any updates to it you might need to make?
Perkins got a DWI last night
I just checked twitter for arrest news on him and there are multiple things this week about him becoming a leader. Oops.
A dewshy metro named Wescott ...... it's just too easy.
Poor Duck Patrol getting wound up again.
"I like to write misleading information on the football team, maybe you've seen my article on Kent Perkins?"
How do you think emo Wescott took the news this morning?
That poonchilada could walk into the Spearmint Rhino wrapped in bearer bonds and it would literally start raining throbbing *****es all over his over sized Ferrari sunglasses. This country is so f'ed. Putin and that cat barbecuing slope with the high top fade over in Poontang must be ready to invade.
quote:WHy would he? He is in poontang heaven.
That poonchilada could walk into the Spearmint Rhino wrapped in bearer bonds and it would literally start raining throbbing *****es all over his over sized Ferrari sunglasses. This country is so f'ed. Putin and that cat barbecuing slope with the high top fade over in Poontang must be ready to invade.
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That poonchilada could walk into the Spearmint Rhino wrapped in bearer bonds and it would literally start raining throbbing *****es all over his over sized Ferrari sunglasses. This country is so f'ed. Putin and that cat barbecuing slope with the high top fade over in Poontang must be ready to invade.
Cat barbecuing slope. Holy shlt
Holy balls, that was a lot of funny for this early in the morning.
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How do you think emo Wescott took the news this morning?
quote:Ramf?
That poonchilada could walk into the Spearmint Rhino wrapped in bearer bonds and it would literally start raining throbbing *****es all over his over sized Ferrari sunglasses. This country is so f'ed. Putin and that cat barbecuing slope with the high top fade over in Poontang must be ready to invade.
He's still got it.
Wescott is the name of someone who would mention to Strong about a party he's having at the Yacht Club this weekend. Then ask if he'd like to come and mow his lawn.
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