Serious question for the Schlonghorns

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txjortsagent
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12:52p, 8/26/16
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If you're at a public place and someone starts shooting, would you rather have a concealed carry or a Texas Tornado with 5 speeds and a rotating tip?
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In reply to txjortsagent • 12:55p, 8/26/16
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If you're at a public place and someone starts shooting, would you rather have a concealed carry or a Texas Tornado with 5 speeds and a rotating tip?
Thats some pretty specific dildo knowledge...
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In reply to txjortsagent • 12:56p, 8/26/16
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They are going to assume you mean shooting jizz and in that case you know the answer.
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12:56p, 8/26/16
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If you combine them both, I think you just described 30 minutes of a Quintin Tarantino movie.
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Tom Doniphon
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12:57p, 8/26/16
Liberal f--ggots. It's just who they are.
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Tom Doniphon
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1:02p, 8/26/16
How we organize and demonstrate....


How they organize and demonstrate
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In reply to Tom Doniphon • 1:04p, 8/26/16
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How we organize and demonstrate....


How they organize and demonstrate


Nice job. Spot on.
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In reply to RDV-1992 • 1:05p, 8/26/16
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If you're at a public place and someone starts shooting, would you rather have a concealed carry or a Texas Tornado with 5 speeds and a rotating tip?
Thats some pretty specific dildo knowledge...
He learned about it from the recent #cocksnotblocks seminar presented by the #schlonghorns

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In reply to AGinHI • 1:11p, 8/26/16
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He learned about it from the recent CockTalk seminar presented by the #schlonghorns


FIFY
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1:50p, 8/26/16
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What do you expect from the "40 acres & a tool" crowd?
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1:52p, 8/26/16
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The most dangerous places where people gather (public libraries, museums, t.u.) are those that don't allow guns.
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Frankie T
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In reply to rocky the dog • 2:24p, 8/26/16
Why would they need guns?



They have a troll


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In reply to Frankie T • 2:30p, 8/26/16
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Why would they need guns?



They have a troll


Is that the chick who outed us for Chalk Talk?
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In reply to BohunkAg • 2:41p, 8/26/16
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Why would they need guns?



They have a troll


Is that a chick


FIFY
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2:44p, 8/26/16
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I'll be damned. List eater changed sides.
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2:48p, 8/26/16
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You just know that costume is not a rental. That's a Saturday night special right there.
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In reply to txjortsagent • 2:52p, 8/26/16
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If you're at a public place and someone starts shooting, would you rather have a concealed carry or a Texas Tornado with 5 speeds and a rotating tip?


Does it have to be a choice of one OR the other?
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:20p, 8/26/16
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You just know that costume is not a rental. That's a Saturday night special right there.

If Southpark were to create a sip woman, it would be a cartoon version of this. Literally spot on
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4:50p, 8/26/16
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In reply to dreyOO • 4:54p, 8/26/16
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You just know that costume is not a rental. That's a Saturday night special right there.

If Southpark were to create a sip woman, it would be a cartoon version of this. Literally spot on
Hhmm. Wonder if Southpark will do an episode on this. Some comedic gold there for them.
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In reply to RDV-1992 • 5:16p, 8/26/16
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If you're at a public place and someone starts shooting, would you rather have a concealed carry or a Texas Tornado with 5 speeds and a rotating tip?
Thats some pretty specific dildo knowledge...


There is a few of those listed at Hairy Girls .com that feature a kick start with an electric choke and a pushbutton model dual exhaust So really kind of vague. Next time be more specific, Jorts.
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Frankie T
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In reply to dreyOO • 5:56p, 8/26/16
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You just know that costume is not a rental. That's a Saturday night special right there.

If Southpark were to create a sip woman, it would be a cartoon version of this. Literally spot on

That dildo was fully erect before she purchased it.
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In reply to Frankie T • 7:15p, 8/26/16
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You just know that costume is not a rental. That's a Saturday night special right there.

If Southpark were to create a sip woman, it would be a cartoon version of this. Literally spot on

That dildo was fully erect before she purchased it.

Blue parachute for you!
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In reply to txjortsagent • 8:10p, 8/26/16
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I'll be damned. List eater changed sides.
and got hot
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 8:46p, 8/26/16
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You just know that costume is not a rental. That's a Saturday night special right there.
Good God I bet that thing stinks.

Kill it with FIRE!!
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In reply to Ragoo • 10:39p, 8/26/16
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I'll be damned. List eater changed sides.
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Ragoo ftw
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9:21a, 8/27/16
Why is that thing protesting anything involving the school?

She obviously isn't a current student, and likely couldn't have ever made it into ACC much less tu.
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In reply to Slwdsm • 12:06p, 8/27/16
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Why is that thing protesting anything involving the school?

She obviously isn't a current student, and likely couldn't have ever made it into ACC much less tu.


Free dildos.
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WhoMp93
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In reply to TexasAggie_02 • 1:24a, 8/28/16
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Don't you know the t.u. Health and Sciences Dept. Dean of students when you see her? Keep calm and schlong on Whorns!

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