'CSCV Bowl, presented by Orangebloods.com'

(Charlie Strong Core Values Bowl)

Rules:

1. You cannot use your starting quarterbacks first name (even if you know it)
2. Everybody is the offensive coordinator (to make sure nobody can be sued later)
3. 600 lb fat fan on the sideline eating a buffet...must provide own fat fan

The Dumpster Fire Bowl, sponsored by Austin Resource Recovery

United Fudge Packers Bowl

at least the austin girlies will see some decent football between the hairball conference and the sunny side down conference.

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How about the Chicken of the Sea AlbaCore Values Tuna Bowl?

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Did that non-funny response get 1635 stars?

I wonder if Longhorn STH get 1st dibs on tickets?!

Will it be broadcast on the LHN?

Maybe this is why MacIII was in Dubai... looking for a Sponsor.

Maybe it will be the VisitDubai.com Bowl.

"We finally get to see some offense bowl"

Brought to you by Carl's jr & Brawndo the thirst mutilator