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Texas RB Jonathan Gray likens the Longhorns' new offense to the one run previously under Major Applewhite.

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That's Harsin's offense. Which Applewhite had to dumb down for Ash and Case.

Only an idiot like Watson would believe he knows squat about a Boise State offense.

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If Swoopes could throw they would have trotted Heard's happy ass out there last year. They didn't because he can't.

I find it mind boggling that a major D1/P5 team can't find anyone playing HS QB who knows how to throw a football. Then I remember that they have an Orca for a recruiting coordinator/talent evaluator and it all makes sense.

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Orcas are the wolves of the sea and hunt great whites. Unfortunately, there really is no fat or big animal equivalent because even really fat animals like walruses have huge peens and whales are actually very intelligent. Nothing in nature is both fat AND stupid except for maybe cows.

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Narwhals.

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Does that mean that Watson is going to pork a fat trainer next?

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Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 8m 8 minutes ago

Texas RB Jonathan Gray likens the Longhorns' new offense to the one run previously under Major Applewhite.

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That's Harsin's offense. Which Applewhite had to dumb down for Ash and Case.

Only an idiot like Watson would believe he knows squat about a Boise State offense.

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Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 8m 8 minutes ago

Texas RB Jonathan Gray likens the Longhorns' new offense to the one run previously under Major Applewhite.


I'll take the Applewhite 2012 offense if we can keep the 2014 defense.

Originally Posted by MajorHarsin
That was still the Harsin offense though.

Applewhite's offense in 2013 was mix of the Harsin/Boise, Greg Davis, & Oreogon's offenses.

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