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In reply to 1996OlAg • 12:27p, 10/1/14

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I watch in church on mute.

ahem, uhh...nobody sees this, right??

Only God, but I'm sure he's grateful he's also got something good to watch during church as well.

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In reply to No Spin Ag • 12:28p, 10/1/14

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I watch in church on mute.

ahem, uhh...nobody sees this, right??

Only God, but I'm sure he's grateful he's also got something good to watch during church as well.

God is the ultimate multitasker.

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In reply to army01 • 12:29p, 10/1/14

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If I'm going to be able to watch the game this weekend, it will only be the very end of it. I'm going to be in synagogue from 8:30 to 2:30 and miss most of the game.

You shouldn't have the TV on until after sundown anyway!

Conservative Judaism. Get it in your life

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In reply to JROD9398 • 12:32p, 10/1/14

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Are the dudes in that picture wearing blocks of legos on their heads or mini-Rubik's cubes? Is it part of Seder?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tefillin

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In reply to mrnegative • 12:32p, 10/1/14

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If I'm going to be able to watch the game this weekend, it will only be the very end of it. I'm going to be in synagogue from 8:30 to 2:30 and miss most of the game.

You shouldn't have the TV on until after sundown anyway!

Conservative Judaism. Get it in your life

Sounds more like reform Judaism

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In reply to BeveledAg • 12:41p, 10/1/14

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If I'm going to be able to watch the game this weekend, it will only be the very end of it. I'm going to be in synagogue from 8:30 to 2:30 and miss most of the game.

You shouldn't have the TV on until after sundown anyway!

Conservative Judaism. Get it in your life
Sounds more like reform Judaism

I've been trying to convince my inlaws that bacon wrapped shrimp is Kosher. Two negatives equal a positive, right?

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In reply to Tango Mike • 12:46p, 10/1/14

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Religious rituals have always seemed silly to me, but Jewish rituals take the cake. Especially the odd things they do during Shabbat and the even odder things they do to get around Shabbat restrictions.

I'm with ya, man. I think ritualistic chants in front of a torture device, followed by characterization of human sacrifice and cannibalism, makes much more sense

I'm not into Christian mythology either.

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12:57p, 10/1/14

AG

REM wrote a song about this very issue

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2:01p, 10/1/14

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Christians aren't so bad Mrnegative, when you buy one of our books, you get one of yours for free.

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