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In reply to The Milkman • 8:33p, 10/20/16
The Milkman said:
Exactly. If he had just said "sorry we won't solicit to your home any more" there wouldn't be a story, bad press, or any discussion whatsoever. Instead he wanted to spend time writing up a sarcastic, rude, and unnecessary rant and it will inevitably cost him.

I don't get why people feel the need to make a production of everything. It's the same with athletes or celebrities. If you give standard, "boring" responses you aren't going to get the negative backlash that can occur.


Like running to the internet to try and get the local news to report on something as dumb as this?
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In reply to 03_Aggie • 8:47p, 10/20/16
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Jajajajajajajajajajaja
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9:38a, 10/21/16
AG
Hey! a reply to my inquiry!

Quote:
Hi Hugh!

Finally, someone got the GOLDEN TICKET! :-) However, to redeem your prize, we need the following:
[ol]
  • X-rays from your local USDA APHIS accredited veterinarian. To let you know, we only use USA manufacturers for our washers, which you will clearly see stamped with XJ9-1B25IOW. Some of our competitors use Chinese manufactured washers stamped XJ9-l8ZS10VV. You can see how closely (and craftily) this serial number resembles the American washer.
  • Your Stanley Steemer's ID Badge number. We have informed Stanley Steemer on several occasions that our washers are manufactured from US Steel, which obviously is magnetic, and can therefore be simply removed from carpet via a high-powered magnet (50 Gauss or higher, preferably Neodymium).
  • Your Bridgeland-HOA-approved yard sign. We have had several meetings with Jessica and have yet been able to unanimously approve the design of such a sanctioned yard sign. It seems highly dubious that you have such a sign.
  • The name of the builder of your Bridgeland home. It seems that "white carpet" is NOT an option offered by the various home builders approved by Bridgeland. Therefore, your house was manufactured by a non-approved home builder OR you had your carpet recently replaced. After extensive research, we found only THREE suppliers of "white" carpet. Many companies offer a VERY light grey, but only three had WHITE. Of these three, we found that two of them only service the Pearland area and the third only associates with Persians. We then cross-referenced Persian homeowners in Bridgeland and found ONE match. And their name does NOT end with Grogan. What is does end with is hard to spell and harder to pronounce, but it is NOT Grogan.
    • [/ol]You are in SERIOUS jeopardy of forfeiting your Golden Ticket prize of the highly coveted Halloween Decorator package of your choice so be VERY careful how you proceed!

    Sincerely,
    Halloween Decorators

    p.s. We have logged your email with a +10 sarcasm points in our filing system. This goes far in our judging system of who gets what we're about. Send us a pic of your festively decorated yard. If it matches a pic on our phone from when we delivered flyers, you will get a BONUS gift! :-)
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    9:48a, 10/21/16
    AG
    Now see that is how they should of responded in the beginning! hahahaha
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    In reply to Marvin_Zindler • 10:00a, 10/21/16
    hodgesco said:
    Link to the story.....

    http://abc13.com/news/war-of-words-over-unwanted-advertisements/1565432/
    No audio and Mary's name is not blurred out (even though it is "omitted" in the story body).
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    10:13a, 10/21/16
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    In reply to FW Declerk • 10:13a, 10/21/16
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    Aggie281 said:
    My God local news is awful...Some dude put a flyer on my house!
    Someone got shot in the 1st - 20th Ward........but you probably already knew that!!!
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    10:18a, 10/21/16
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    10:45a, 10/21/16
    AG


    That Art Rascon is one handsome devil.
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    10:47a, 10/21/16
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    8:09a, 10/22/16
    AG
    We did it Texags!
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    In reply to RM1993 • 10:10a, 10/22/16
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    RM1993 said:
    Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?
    Nope! Heaven forbid someone actually throw a flyer in the trash. Kudos to the business owner.
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    In reply to Ag_N_Houston • 11:04a, 10/22/16
    Ag_N_Houston said:
    RM1993 said:
    So he is FB friends with someone named Chance Mock.......
    I went to HS with Chance Mock.
    so did i
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    8:02p, 10/22/16
    AG
    With AgProducer no longer in the game, how we gonna make stuff happen?
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    In reply to jetch17 • 11:17p, 10/22/16
    AG
    jetch17 said:
    Hey! a reply to my inquiry!

    Quote:
    Hi Hugh!

    Finally, someone got the GOLDEN TICKET! :-) However, to redeem your prize, we need the following:
    [ol]
  • X-rays from your local USDA APHIS accredited veterinarian. To let you know, we only use USA manufacturers for our washers, which you will clearly see stamped with XJ9-1B25IOW. Some of our competitors use Chinese manufactured washers stamped XJ9-l8ZS10VV. You can see how closely (and craftily) this serial number resembles the American washer.
  • Your Stanley Steemer's ID Badge number. We have informed Stanley Steemer on several occasions that our washers are manufactured from US Steel, which obviously is magnetic, and can therefore be simply removed from carpet via a high-powered magnet (50 Gauss or higher, preferably Neodymium).
  • Your Bridgeland-HOA-approved yard sign. We have had several meetings with Jessica and have yet been able to unanimously approve the design of such a sanctioned yard sign. It seems highly dubious that you have such a sign.
  • The name of the builder of your Bridgeland home. It seems that "white carpet" is NOT an option offered by the various home builders approved by Bridgeland. Therefore, your house was manufactured by a non-approved home builder OR you had your carpet recently replaced. After extensive research, we found only THREE suppliers of "white" carpet. Many companies offer a VERY light grey, but only three had WHITE. Of these three, we found that two of them only service the Pearland area and the third only associates with Persians. We then cross-referenced Persian homeowners in Bridgeland and found ONE match. And their name does NOT end with Grogan. What is does end with is hard to spell and harder to pronounce, but it is NOT Grogan.
    • [/ol]You are in SERIOUS jeopardy of forfeiting your Golden Ticket prize of the highly coveted Halloween Decorator package of your choice so be VERY careful how you proceed!

    Sincerely,
    Halloween Decorators

    p.s. We have logged your email with a +10 sarcasm points in our filing system. This goes far in our judging system of who gets what we're about. Send us a pic of your festively decorated yard. If it matches a pic on our phone from when we delivered flyers, you will get a BONUS gift! :-)


    poetry.
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    9:11a, 10/23/16
    AG
    I kinda want to pay this guy $99 to decorate my house now.
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    In reply to Bighamp03 • 8:40a, 10/24/16
    AG
    Bighamp03 said:
    I kinda want to pay this guy $99 to decorate my house now.

    Wait...are you telling me the foreseeable result of sending sarcastic letters to potential customers was free advertising?!
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    In reply to agproducer • 12:29p, 10/24/16
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    agproducer said:
    wessimo said:
    Snarky email responses from a guy who will decorate your lawn for halloween are news?
    This is what news has become. It is info-tainment. This is a story that will get a ton of web hits, and people will talk about it.

    So, if you have anymore story ideas, send them to me. I'm leaving TV in a week.

    Congrats on the new position Agproducer.

    TV news is a dying institution. Twenty years from now we'll all simply be watching 3rd-Gen-Youtube cat videos while riding in our driverless Teslas.
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    In reply to Jaydoug • 1:15p, 10/24/16
    AG
    Jaydoug said:
    agproducer said:
    wessimo said:
    Snarky email responses from a guy who will decorate your lawn for halloween are news?
    This is what news has become. It is info-tainment. This is a story that will get a ton of web hits, and people will talk about it.

    So, if you have anymore story ideas, send them to me. I'm leaving TV in a week.

    Congrats on the new position Agproducer.

    TV news is a dying institution. Twenty years from now we'll all simply be watching 3rd-Gen-Youtube cat videos while riding in our driverless Teslas.
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    In reply to Jaydoug • 1:16p, 10/24/16
    AG
    Jaydoug said:
    agproducer said:
    wessimo said:
    Snarky email responses from a guy who will decorate your lawn for halloween are news?
    This is what news has become. It is info-tainment. This is a story that will get a ton of web hits, and people will talk about it.

    So, if you have anymore story ideas, send them to me. I'm leaving TV in a week.

    Congrats on the new position Agproducer.

    TV news is a dying institution. Twenty years from now we'll all simply be watching 3rd-Gen-Youtube cat videos while riding in our driverless Teslas.
    Thank you so much. I'm ready for the change. I've been at this for 18 years. It's time to hang up the headphones.
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    In reply to jetch17 • 1:57p, 10/24/16
    AG
    jetch17 said:
    Hey! a reply to my inquiry!

    Quote:
    Hi Hugh!

    Finally, someone got the GOLDEN TICKET! :-) However, to redeem your prize, we need the following:
    [ol]
  • X-rays from your local USDA APHIS accredited veterinarian. To let you know, we only use USA manufacturers for our washers, which you will clearly see stamped with XJ9-1B25IOW. Some of our competitors use Chinese manufactured washers stamped XJ9-l8ZS10VV. You can see how closely (and craftily) this serial number resembles the American washer.
  • Your Stanley Steemer's ID Badge number. We have informed Stanley Steemer on several occasions that our washers are manufactured from US Steel, which obviously is magnetic, and can therefore be simply removed from carpet via a high-powered magnet (50 Gauss or higher, preferably Neodymium).
  • Your Bridgeland-HOA-approved yard sign. We have had several meetings with Jessica and have yet been able to unanimously approve the design of such a sanctioned yard sign. It seems highly dubious that you have such a sign.
  • The name of the builder of your Bridgeland home. It seems that "white carpet" is NOT an option offered by the various home builders approved by Bridgeland. Therefore, your house was manufactured by a non-approved home builder OR you had your carpet recently replaced. After extensive research, we found only THREE suppliers of "white" carpet. Many companies offer a VERY light grey, but only three had WHITE. Of these three, we found that two of them only service the Pearland area and the third only associates with Persians. We then cross-referenced Persian homeowners in Bridgeland and found ONE match. And their name does NOT end with Grogan. What is does end with is hard to spell and harder to pronounce, but it is NOT Grogan.
    • [/ol]You are in SERIOUS jeopardy of forfeiting your Golden Ticket prize of the highly coveted Halloween Decorator package of your choice so be VERY careful how you proceed!

    Sincerely,
    Halloween Decorators

    p.s. We have logged your email with a +10 sarcasm points in our filing system. This goes far in our judging system of who gets what we're about. Send us a pic of your festively decorated yard. If it matches a pic on our phone from when we delivered flyers, you will get a BONUS gift! :-)

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