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Gave up Aggie Daniel Mengden for him.
Got to be a pretty cool feeling to come play for your home town team!
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Got to be a pretty cool feeling to come play for your home town team!
Know Scott really well. Great parents. Told my friends when we were 10 years old he would make it all the way. Played together on many select teams and grew up in same neighborhood. Always been the golden boy.
Threw a nono against us in HS
He threw no-nos against a lot of people in high school. He threw 5 of them in 6 consecutive games.
in 2000 District 16-5A was legit. Beckett vs. Kazmir. I believe one night those two were pitching against each other with Cat Osterman pitching for Cy-Springs on the softball field behind the baseball field.
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Which one of you slappies made this edit to his Wikipedia page?
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Scott Edward Kazmir (Slovak: Kamr, born January 24, 1984) is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. Kazmir is considered one of the bravest men to ever play baseball, ranks with Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, and Marvin Miller, as the greatest peopole to change the game. When he made his debut he was the only player in MLB history to professionally play baseball even though he was born with a tail and still has it to this day.
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quote:Beckett graduated in '99.
in 2000 District 16-5A was legit. Beckett vs. Kazmir. I believe one night those two were pitching against each other with Cat Osterman pitching for Cy-Springs on the softball field behind the baseball field.
Nope, Beckett threw his last no-no in HS in 2001 against Clayton Kershaw's Highland Park team. I was there, and I knew both those guys would be stars some day.
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quote:Must have been a different Josh Beckett, the one we are talking about graduated in 99
Nope, Beckett threw his last no-no in HS in 2001 against Clayton Kershaw's Highland Park team. I was there, and I knew both those guys would be stars some day.
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After a stellar high school career, where he was regarded as one of the top prospects in the country, he was drafted by the Marlins with the second pick in the 1999 MLB Draft.
That's impossible, I was there to watch Beckett and Kershaw go head to head. I turned to this kid next to me and said, "These guys are going to be great some day." The kid said "I'll be great too someday mister." That kids name?
Johnny Manziel.
Johnny Manziel.
Beckett got out of Spring HS in 99. Kershaw didn't even graduate Highland Park until 2006 because he and Kyle Drabek went in the same draft.
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quote:Bet you dunked over Chris Bosh in High school too
That's impossible, I was there to watch Beckett and Kershaw go head to head. I turned to this kid next to me and said, "These guys are going to be great some day." The kid said "I'll be great too someday mister." That kids name?
Johnny Manziel.
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That's impossible, I was there to watch Beckett and Kershaw go head to head. I turned to this kid next to me and said, "These guys are going to be great some day." The kid said "I'll be great too someday mister." That kids name?
Johnny Manziel.
Who knew mfbarnes was class of '03?
Scott was one of my classmates in HS.
I donated my semen to the Becket lady back in the summer of '79. That would make Josh class of 1999 I believe.
Cool story bro, but I batted against him in HS. He ended up playing for the Astros and a long career in the MLB and I ended up a lib arts major in unrelated field.. So we're a lot alike.
Scott Kazmir? Helluva guy.
One time Kazmir and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around. Anyway, Kazmir throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Kazmir decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Don't shoot him, he's a human!
Also once saw Kazmir scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
One time Kazmir and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around. Anyway, Kazmir throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Kazmir decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Don't shoot him, he's a human!
Also once saw Kazmir scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
^ not bad for a rook
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Scott Kazmir? Helluva guy.
One time Kazmir and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around. Anyway, Kazmir throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Kazmir decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Don't shoot him, he's a human!
Also once saw Kazmir scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
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^ not bad for a rook
Obviously a sock but still well done.
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So it looks like this is now the Scott Kazmir deek sucking thread.
Jeez
Jeez
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So it looks like this is now the Scott Kazmir deek sucking thread.
Jeez
When has it not been that?
quote:well, I mean, he is Bob Sacomano after all.
^ not bad for a rook
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Know Scott really well. Great parents. Told my friends when we were 10 years old he would make it all the way. Played together on many select teams and grew up in same neighborhood. Always been the golden boy.
We probably know a lot of the same ppl
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Scott was one of my classmates in HS.
Graduated in 02, so we also prob know a lot of the same ppl
I wasn't good friends with him or anything, but went to high school with him also. I graduated Cy Falls 04. Pretty cool to see him coming home.
No question about it folks: Scott Kazmir is a stand-up man.
Kazmir once showed up at my daughter's wedding. My daughter was absolutely stunning that day. Well, Kazmir shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Kazmir. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Kazmir. We spend the weekend in the Poconos he loved me like I've never been loved before.
Kazmir once showed up at my daughter's wedding. My daughter was absolutely stunning that day. Well, Kazmir shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Kazmir. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Kazmir. We spend the weekend in the Poconos he loved me like I've never been loved before.
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No question about it folks: Scott Kazmir is a stand-up man.
Kazmir once showed up at my daughter's wedding. My daughter was absolutely stunning that day. Well, Kazmir shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Kazmir. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Kazmir. We spend the weekend in the Poconos he loved me like I've never been loved before.
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Scott Kazmir? Helluva guy
Also once saw Kazmir scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
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