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El Mero Guero
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So it looks like this is now the Scott Kazmir deek sucking thread.

Jeez


He's no Undertaker or Patrick Swayze
Inspector Spacetime
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Did I ever tell y'all about the time Kazmir took me out to go get a drink with him?

Anyways, we go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Kazmir takes me into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us!

Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Kazmir yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"
BobSacamano
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You know Kazmir? Let me tell you--Scott Kazmir is one sonofabitccch!

I went camping with Kazmir ... I'm in the back of a pickup with Kazmir and a live deer. Well, Kazmir, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, 'I'm Scott Kazmir! Say it!' Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth -- "ScottKazmir!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.

I'll buy you a round.
klsmith89
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Sacamano on ****in fire
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