Does anyone have any good ones?

Deep Blue Sea comes to mind.

Glengarry Glen Ross Speech

It just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter...

"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

-Homer Simpson

Inb4 Billy Madison

+1 on Deep Blue Sea

Dancer in the Dark's ending.

Yikes.

Aliens Bill Paxton comes to mind.

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Glengarry Glen Ross Speech

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You could not be more wrong

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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who hate this speech and those who are insanely motivated by it. There is basically no crossover or middle ground.

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Dancer in the Dark's ending.

Yikes.

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Don't make me think about it.

Animal House?

"You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!"

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Which speech are you referring to?

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Germans?

Forget it...he's rolling.

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Forget it...he's rolling.

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Why is that demotivational? You are watching a comedy film and Belushi hits it out of the park, it motivates the frat to win in the end.