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I have a condition where I compulsively imagine the sound of a fart during occasions when I am surrounded by a lot of people and it is extremely quiet. I then laugh uncontrollably as I play the scenario out in my head of the surrounding people's reactions in this imagined scenario. This is particularly a difficult issue for me at movie theatres when watching a serious drama or when at work in the office.
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
