PSA to the white people

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Brian Earl Spilner
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1. It's the Battle of Puebla, not Mexican Independence Day.
2. Today hardly qualifies as a holiday.
3. There's no need to wish every Mexican you know a happy Cinco de Mayo.

Thanks and gig 'em.
MooseAg13
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Happy Cinco de Mayo, Mexican!
True Anomaly
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I always lol at the company named Bimbo
Brian Earl Spilner
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Bimbo is the tits.
Frederick Palowaski
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I thought it was the Battle of Macho Grande.
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Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my fellow beaners!
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3. There's no need to wish every Mexican you know a happy Cinco de Mayo.



I've had a couple of Mexicans wish me happy cinco de mayo. It's an American excuse for a fun holiday. Get over it
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On behalf of White People the only service we want from you is cheap lawncare and delicious tacos. hth
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On behalf of White People the only service we want from you is cheap lawncare and delicious tacos. hth

Don't forget about all of the indentured California agricultural workers slaving away in horrible conditions so we can have cheap vegetables
/larlarsmomblog
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Ahhhh yes, the annual feast day when we pilgrimage to Mexican food restaurants adorned with decorations to celebrate Cinco-de-Mayo in order to consume Mexican food prepared and served by people of Mexican descent...and then have to suffer the invariable and obligatory reminders that it isn't really a holiday in the old country.

When are you guys going to get it right like the Micks on St. Pattys or the Krauts at Octoberfest?
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I thought it was the Battle of Macho Grande.
I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande
Ryan the Temp
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Topochico for everyone!
Mr. White
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*pours tequila out* For the Zipper
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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I find more Mexicans ignorant of the origins of cinco de mayo than white people.
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Bimbo is the tits.

Gamesa >>> Bimbo
GiveEmHellBill
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I've especially enjoyed all the commercials from Corona this past week finally showing us how white people celebrate Hispanic heritage.

Corona's Cinco de Honkeys

Seriously, except for the lone black guy, everyone in this Cinco de Mayo commercial is snowy white.
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i have come to the conclusion sharkenleo is the only mexican't on earth
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Brian Earl Spilner
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Bimbo is the tits.

Gamesa >>> Bimbo
Well, completely different products, but I agree.
Brian Earl Spilner
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3. There's no need to wish every Mexican you know a happy Cinco de Mayo.


I've had a couple of Mexicans wish me happy cinco de mayo. It's an American excuse for a fun holiday. Get over it
Precisely.

We don't need an excuse to have carne asada and drink beer. Hell we did that last weekend.
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Geralt of Rivia
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Brian Earl Spilner
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Topochico for everyone!


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Fonzie Scheme
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In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I will have fried chicken for lunch.
Aries
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So I shouldn't say happy cinco de mayo to the Spanish fella installing my pool net??
Brian Earl Spilner
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I'd say it's about the equivalent of a Mexican person saying Happy Presidents Day. It's not wrong, it's just, we don't really care.
Brian Earl Spilner
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I find more Mexicans ignorant of the origins of cinco de mayo than white people.
Not people from Mexico, I would hope.
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White people don't care less than browns don't care. Hth
Brian Earl Spilner
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White people don't care less than browns don't care. Hth
We're in agreement here. White people don't care less.
Fonzie Scheme
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Why not just group Cinco in with St. Patty's, Halloween, and others and just celebrate "Happy Monthly Reason to Drink a ****load of Booze Day"?
Geralt of Rivia
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Why not just group Cinco in with St. Patty's, Halloween, and others and just celebrate "Happy Monthly Reason to Drink a ****load of Booze Day"?
I thought that was called "Friday"
Brian Earl Spilner
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That's basically what it is, and I don't have a problem with it. Just so long as everyone knows that's what it is, a holiday created to sell beer.
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On behalf of White People the only service we want from you is cheap lawncare and delicious tacos. hth




how dare you forget tamales!!!
Fonzie Scheme
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Why not just group Cinco in with St. Patty's, Halloween, and others and just celebrate "Happy Monthly Reason to Drink a ****load of Booze Day"?
I thought that was called "Friday"
You only drink one Friday a month? Let me know next time you head out. I'll buy you your allotment of white wine spritzers.
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