if it's a real good night, I don't remember the ride home...just look at the billing statement.

But, my suit is neatly hung and I, apparently, put the tie back on its rack AND put the shoe trees back into my brogues and back into the closet. And I'm home alone, so I know I did all this.

What do you always do when you get back from a night of debauchery?

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I know this much - it will not likely involve hanging up a suit.

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The infamous string of.clothes from the door to the bed

what can I say? I'm diligent

My first year of A&M, came home and had too much fun. Apparently, I decided the hallway was a better place to sleep than my room. And for some reason, I also thought sleeping on my back completely naked was a great idea. And I didn't need any cover on me. I had nothing on -- not even socks.

My sister found me at 3 am. Rather than wake me and prevent further embarrassment, she thought I should just stay there and sleep it off.

So there.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I've been in a similar situation.

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I've been in a similar situation.

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I can

I usually find a full drink poured or full beer opened when I get up.
if I wake up in the upstairs bedroom I prepare myself for a mad wife.

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I usually find a full drink poured or full beer opened when I get up.
if I wake up in the upstairs bedroom I prepare myself for a mad wife.

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Funny. I often kick myself out of bed and sleep on the couch before getting the look the next morning.

I woke up with a sprained ankle and a broken bone

But there were two other naked people in bed with me so it couldn't have all been bad

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I woke up with a sprained ankle and a broken bone

But there were two other naked people in bed with me so it could've all been bad

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Wow. I have to party with you sometime.

Maybe she saw you and said "poor little guy" and laughed herself asleep.

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I woke up with a sprained ankle and a broken bone

But there were two other naked people in bed with me so it could've all been bad

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That's one helluva night you had there. Any video floating around?

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Shuuuush

My sophomore year I passed out from Jell-O shots of all things.woke up the next day unable to remember anything from the night before and then I saw the pics.


As I laid there passed out, my dumb ass friends and roommates took sausage links and were slapping me in the face with them. Stupid *******s even zipped them in their pants and did it.

Glad I can't remember that and I hope by now those pictures have been lost.

Then, there was a time back in college when Slicer passed out and I found a sharpie...

Was there perfume in the air and lipstick on your ****?

And I recall a time when Scimi couldn't finish the evening and decided to curl up in the bed of JW's truck at the Salty Dog as we continued to bar hop across town.

And it was so sweet how y'all came by to check on me

We figured you weren't gonna fall out, so you'd be fine. I do wish you'd left your dinner there rather than at the top of the stairs though.

Forgot about that part.

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Then, there was a time back in college when Slicer passed out and I found a Charpie...

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This sucks. Want to do some day drinking but all my friends are out of town.

Pound Gatorade or pedilite take 1000 mg pills

Wake up and check phone for pictures

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This sucks. Want to do some day drinking but I have a ton of tax returns to do.

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Fifm

One Christmas Eve, a buddy of mine and I made the rounds before midnight service. He kicked me out at my house at 11:30. I stumbled into the living room to find my family all ready for church. My Mom was furious. I told them I was going to bed. She told me I had 5 minutes to be ready for church.

On the way to town, I passed out. Family left me sleeping in the car. My mother spent the entire service looking over her shoulder, petrified I was going to walk in. Dad had to keep reassuring her I wasn't going to wake up for a couple of days.

Ayy lmao, one time I woke up in the hospital, sore all over, my head had been partially shaved and had 36 staples in it, and I found out my truck was totaled and I was being charged with a super-DWI and possession of cocaine. Couldn't remember anything from the night before, it was epic.

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This sucks. Want to do some day drinking but all my friends are out of town.

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Me too

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This sucks. Want to do some day drinking but all my friends are out of town.

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Me too

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Me three but I may go make friends

Agreed. Off to the pub I go

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One Christmas Eve, a buddy of mine and I made the rounds before midnight service. He kicked me out at my house at 11:30. I stumbled into the living room to find my family all ready for church. My Mom was furious. I told them I was going to bed. She told me I had 5 minutes to be ready for church.

On the way to town, I passed out. Family left me sleeping in the car. My mother spent the entire service looking over her shoulder, petrified I was going to walk in. Dad had to keep reassuring her I wasn't going to wake up for a couple of days.

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Lmao